Wednesday, November 13, 2013

Bagel Time!

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  1. First. F*** you Steeeever

  2. Awwwe! That’s cute you’re thinking about me, lovin it! Thanks little guy; I miss you too <3

  3. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they would be baygulls.

  4. I see.

    Air ahhh.

  5. Awwwe! That’s cute you’re thinking about me, lovin it. Thanks little guy; I miss you too. <3. Fuck you very much, Losers!

  6. Blame your parents, not the server.

  7. I bet she was just a bitch.
    He probably thought she said Sarah so she repeated it slowly for him.
    Then that happened.

  8. I wonder if her surname is ‘Ford’?

  9. No. It’s Mist.

  10. To be fair, Ciera is a stupid fucking way to spell your name.

  11. Would she have preferred, Sea Era?

  12. Can I go back in time and reclaim the last 3 minutes now?

  13. “…goes to”. I think she meant “the award for the most unusual spelling….” But she’s probably a toothless whore whose parents were drunk on Mt Dew when she was conceived.

  14. If you keep treating the employees like the dirt you walk on, it’s your own fault when they spit in your food, and if you get raped!

  15. Pumpkin crunch bagel? Are you serious, Ciera?
    What’re you, a blonde who goes to Starbucks?

  16. Dr.LesterForeskin

    $3.25 is a little bit out of my price range thank you.

  17. Oh, the irony of the place being named Einstein Bros…guess the genius pool was full when they hired that guy.

  18. Well played beatus, although I think your bagel/baygull gag was wasted on at least 8 infidels(and counting). Its nice to see that some people are still putting some thought into their posts rather than just posting for the sake of posting.

    Then again, when you live in canada…

  19. ‘Hooked on Phonics’ is a staple at Einstein Bros Bagles, apparently.

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