Friday, January 21, 2011

Air It Out Jordan

previous post: A Little Bit of Win




  2. Ha! Steeever sounds so happy!

  3. Kids. So much growing up to do.

  4. Rainie, you hippy seed, find yourself a man.

  5. Wow Jordan took a right old fucking then didn’t he?.. reminds me of the six day war.

  6. Six day war?

  7. I had a six day war with a turd once. Still can’t ride a bicycle.

  8. i went 28 days.. when they took an x-ray they said there were three grapefoot sized turdlets in there… my little poo babies:) wish i could have gotten an epidural..

  9. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Rainie is obviously lying and has been fucking Chase (the sly dog) for a while now.

    Jordan needs to reattach his balls back. She already left him, he has is no reason to leave them detached

  10. I had a similar CT scan a few weeks ago. I battle for about 3 weeks at a time usually 🙁 Crohns disease sucks. TMI, indeed.

  11. A love triangle between a Jordan, his best friend Chase, and his girlfriend Rainie. I feel sorry for Jordan J, he’s stuck in the middle of the dullest, most fucking clichéd teen movie of all time.

  12. Girls, are you really talking about your bowel misadventures? Up until your comments, I’m sure most guys were under the illusion that girls didn’t poop (actually, by the sounds of it, that’s almost true). Now that illusion is shattered. Damn. But that aside, shit, girls, that sounds bloody awful.

    Oh, Zoned, you have Crohn’s Disease? I really feel for you.

  13. Yeah it was pretty gross wordy, but I felt the Internet world needed to know it. Crohns really does suck though, the only good that comes with it is oxy..:) hope you’re doing well m’lady.

  14. Who on earth is named Chase?

    And just to throw my voice into the bowel-themed conversations, mine have been pleasantly regular lately.

  15. Ah the women don’t poo thing. I managed to hide the fact for about 7 years. Any advance?

  16. i’m pretty sure that little internet sensation, “two girls one cup” sort of shattered that myth long ago.
    also, my fragile psyche and all my dreams.

  17. curly, me too! I dated a guy for 6 years and kept harsh reality from him.

    rawnuh, they don’t count as female – or even human, for that matter.

  18. I’ve always been a fast learner. I figured out that girls poo a few years after I realised there is no Santa Claus.

    Also, I have just learned that it is possible for a girl to fart, but only in her sleep.

  19. ooohhh there are people here! Word, be careful it was so quiet and then bam both of you within 5 mins!

    Walter – only little polite ones though?

  20. curly, I drop in and out. Sometimes we’ll catch each other in the moment, but mostly, talking on here is like talking into nothingness.

    I think as a woman, in some ways, farting in the vicinity of a man is way worse than his knowing you poop.

  21. Absolutely. God but it gives you cramps. These guys just have no idea the things we do for them 😉

  22. Womens’ farts are like little hot puffs’ of air that smell like roses.
    WOMEN DO NOT GO POO POO. do not destroy what i hold dear

  23. We suffer indeed.

  24. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Women fart? I thought they lose all that pressure from their bitching.

  25. sometimes they hold it in. (like sleeping) so its gotta go somewhere. i swear, one night i thought a fart told me to go left instead of right

  26. naw, dukey, your lady’s breath smells that way because of halitosis.

  27. or from eating shit. either or

  28. I would either like or dislike this, but there were 128 likes and 32 dislikes, couldn’t bring myself to ruining nice round numbers like that – 10,000,000 and 100,000 in binary, respectively.

  29. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    rawnuh who the fuck still has a “lady” these days? What are you a monogamist?

    We don’t tolerate your kind around here.

  30. sorry, buddy…i was just giving you the benefit of the doubt.
    and humans aren’t bred to be monogamous. and after rolling over and asking the last 3 dudes that i’ve been with, we all agree i am, in fact, not a monogamist.
    sorry to disappoint.

  31. derp.

  32. Typical high school bullshit drama. However, with the exception of a few missed apostrophes and a few missed capital letters, the above teenagers (unlike most on FB these days) spelled all their words correctly. Each of them also used generally correct sentence structure. Perhaps there is a faint glimmer of hope for our future after all?

  33. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    rawnuh I’m not sure where you grew up but I’m pretty sure 99% of cultures breed monogamy into their kids as unnatural as it may be.

  34. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Also, congrats and a thank you for helping those 3 dudes get laid. If there is one thing we need more of, it’s poly-amorous chicks.

  35. i suppose i just meant that, biologically, humans are not genetically made to be monogamous….like most things on earth, right? flowers… with their filthy, pollen-infected stamen, get AROUND, lemme tell ya…

  36. @33 you’ve obviously never been to Nottingham, England, have you?

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