Friday, August 9, 2013

Alcohol Advice

previous post: Paper Proof



  1. Because you’re a stupid whore, that’s why.

  2. More proof that common sense is not that common.

  3. Because maybe you don’t drink.
    Quit yer bitchin’ woman

  4. I can understand why you wouldn’t want to go to the pub angry but the bottle shop? What’s that about?

    Speaking of bottle shops, I got asked for ID this arvo.. still got it!

  5. Because Angela, you’re a mean drunk and you’ve never been sober long enough for us to talk to you. Now sit down, this is an intervention.

  6. I lick her, then I have her make me a sandwich so I won’t be hungry

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    There is no fucking mood needed to go to a liquor store?

  8. It doesn’t matter what your mood is just don’t go to the liquor store broke.

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