I have no idea what else she might have been trying to say. I have to say, every time I’ve fallen asleep with cum in my mouth, my hair has been fine. She’s obviously a restless sleeper.
#1. Shelby, LaQuesha, Brooke and Wes are all correct. They should probably not waist anymore time pursuing an education when jumping in front of a train would suffice.
#8 I’m going to have to go for a first for myself here and respectfully disagree. She just spelled gum wrong, or, at the very least it could have, but not likely, been an innocent freudian slip and was just thinking the cum she had in her mouth the night before.
Yeah, that’s probably about right. That should factor in some time for the 12 year old virgins to finish their homework and ask mommy for some internet time to check their myspace. All the while thinking of something they deem clever enough to say on here in between filling their daily porn quota and masterbating to Lady Gaga and Adele.
Let me save you the trouble. She’s a larger than life soul singer, famous for recently scooping 6 Grammy awards and making karaoke hosts everywhere want to dig out their own cochleas with shards of VB bottles. Bitches should stop believing that they can sing Adele songs.
o.k. I caved, you evil fuckers.
From her own blog (I shit you not):-
“Oh goodness!! I’m absoloutly flabbergasted! In between laughing my head off, welling up, needing to sit down and trying to maintain an open fire (which is pretty much impossible huh!?)…”
What a slag. Coincidence or not, her lyrical finesse isn’t that far off from Justin Bieber. They’re practically meant for each other. Either way, unless they do some serious repenting for attempting to burn holes in honest hard working individuals ears. They’re both going to end up spending eternity in one of Dante’s 9 circles of Hell for their unbelievable siren like appeal, and crimes against humanity.
^you seem to be attributing some form of logic or common sense to yt.
Why would you do that?
I think ytmutation would just as likely add white rhinoceroses and albino ferrets to his list. And a broken cup.
Nah, I don’t think Yt would have anything against them. I know they’re no good whiteys, but, they’re not racist or anything, just filthy cunts and a poor example of modern musical talent.
Well, to be honest with ya there Bacchante, not really. I usually just scroll on past, Yt’s posts bore the shit out of me. I tried reading them a couple of times but my eyes started bleeding profusely. But thanks to you, now I know!
Capn, no one reads the fucking bullshit propaganda words of yt’s posts anymore. they are completely beside the point as to why he sucks.
any cause he ‘champions’ would be similarly received and scorned. because he is a dick.
No, Lauren is correct. Her hair is ruined. So is her reputation, though.
I have no idea what else she might have been trying to say. I have to say, every time I’ve fallen asleep with cum in my mouth, my hair has been fine. She’s obviously a restless sleeper.
Funny you should think that, Lauren. I’ve always been told that protein makes hair shinier.
It’s good for those days that you don’t wash your hair…
it’s not hip to go to school.
Must be gum. I assume she fell asleep with gum in her mouth which then fell out of her mouth and she rolled onto it getting it stuck in her hair.
This brings the meaning of cum receptacle to a whole new level…lol..
I’m pretty sure the last one is a frape.
#1. Shelby, LaQuesha, Brooke and Wes are all correct. They should probably not waist anymore time pursuing an education when jumping in front of a train would suffice.
#8 I’m going to have to go for a first for myself here and respectfully disagree. She just spelled gum wrong, or, at the very least it could have, but not likely, been an innocent freudian slip and was just thinking the cum she had in her mouth the night before.
Was it the “respectfully” part that was a first for you, Capn?
But yeah, it obviously wasn’t a frape.
^ It was actual gang rape, and she fell asleep after that with a mouth full of cum.
Damn skippy, Bacchante. I was feeling a little civil at the time. Lord knows how long that’s going to last. 🙂
*(before some froggy cunt fucks it up and says something daft)
actually if you fall asleep with cum in your mouth your teeth will be super white in the morning. Sometimes a bitch is just too tired to swallow.
Haha! I give you an hour, tops.
^ Er, that was meant for Capn.
Hi miley!
Yeah, that’s probably about right. That should factor in some time for the 12 year old virgins to finish their homework and ask mommy for some internet time to check their myspace. All the while thinking of something they deem clever enough to say on here in between filling their daily porn quota and masterbating to Lady Gaga and Adele.
Heeey
Is there leftover crack rocks in the second one?
people masturbate to Adele…?
LaQuesha?
Rumour has it, Don’t you remember?
Q. How does Adele like her eggs in the morning?
A. In cake. Omnomnom.
i masturbated to these comments
Don’t forget to clean your screen, or did you cum in your mouth like last time?
I’m almost tempted to research what an Adele is, but i get the strong feeling that my ignorance is indeed bliss here.
Adele: “An Adeles nostrils are located above its eyes. This playful POKéMON loves to startle people by forcefully snorting out semen. An Adele can store semen inside its body to transform itself into a ball for bouncing around on the ground. While this POKéMON usually lives in the sea, it can survive on land, although not too long. It loses vitality if its body becomes dried out. They also require ungodly amounts of food and often take to the stage in damp dark lesbian caves to supply their insatiable appetite.”
In other words, SHE’S A FUCKING WHALE!
Let me save you the trouble. She’s a larger than life soul singer, famous for recently scooping 6 Grammy awards and making karaoke hosts everywhere want to dig out their own cochleas with shards of VB bottles. Bitches should stop believing that they can sing Adele songs.
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Capn’s definition is also acceptable.
o.k. I caved, you evil fuckers.
From her own blog (I shit you not):-
“Oh goodness!! I’m absoloutly flabbergasted! In between laughing my head off, welling up, needing to sit down and trying to maintain an open fire (which is pretty much impossible huh!?)…”
fires are hard?
She misunderstood. I emailed that I wanted to open fire on her.
What a slag. Coincidence or not, her lyrical finesse isn’t that far off from Justin Bieber. They’re practically meant for each other. Either way, unless they do some serious repenting for attempting to burn holes in honest hard working individuals ears. They’re both going to end up spending eternity in one of Dante’s 9 circles of Hell for their unbelievable siren like appeal, and crimes against humanity.
absoloutly!
So, ytmutation should add Justin Beiber and Adele to his list?
^you seem to be attributing some form of logic or common sense to yt.
Why would you do that?
I think ytmutation would just as likely add white rhinoceroses and albino ferrets to his list. And a broken cup.
Nah, I don’t think Yt would have anything against them. I know they’re no good whiteys, but, they’re not racist or anything, just filthy cunts and a poor example of modern musical talent.
Haven’t you been listening, Capn? Being white is their crime!
They don’t have to be racist to attract yt’s homicidal wrath!
death to teh mutants, a’ight?!
Well, to be honest with ya there Bacchante, not really. I usually just scroll on past, Yt’s posts bore the shit out of me. I tried reading them a couple of times but my eyes started bleeding profusely. But thanks to you, now I know!
Capn, no one reads the fucking bullshit propaganda words of yt’s posts anymore. they are completely beside the point as to why he sucks.
any cause he ‘champions’ would be similarly received and scorned. because he is a dick.
Agreed.
^ you mean agred.
‘agred? He’s that giant hairy guy from Harry Potter, isn’t he?