Tuesday, September 1, 2009



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  1. facebook abuse. destroy.

  2. I’m not certain on the definition of a purse party. I would assume it’s much like an Avon or Mary-Kay party where there are a bunch of products (purses in this case) and a presenter that presents the items. The presenter gets commission on the sales and the person hosting the party gets discounts on select items. That would be my guess at least.
    And, I can’t make a fair comment on if she is that annoying in person. I don’t know her too well at all.

  3. This is EPIC.

    I’m going to have “AllGrownUp!” stuck in my head for days, if not weeks.

  4. This was staged…..it went from 6 months to 2 years in a couple hours….fake

  5. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey



  7. Unfortunately I was able to understand the 2 year comment she made. The 2 years was referring to how long she’s been with her bf/babys daddy. Baby is still 6 months but the guy has been 2 yrs.

  8. wow, just wow. i’m all up for hearing about my friends’ kids’ milestones on a status, but this is ridiculous!!! talk about spamming for attention!

  9. If they are interested what you’re up to, they will let you know. Until then, just shut the fuck up.

  10. That baby doesn’t stand a chance.

  11. My baby can crawl and sit up all by himself! And he has two teeth! And he is 6 months old! AllGrownUp!

  12. My baby can crawl and sit up all by himself! And he has two teeth! And he is 6 months old! AllGrownUp!!

  13. My fetus can blink and float all by himself! And he has an amniotic sack! And he is -6 months old! AllGrownUp!

  14. #51


  15. This is an iphone thing. Mine does it too. If you accidentally tap something it updates your status, and there isnt an option to delete it. She’s obviously at work and using an iphone and accidentally reposting her status and can’t fix it.
    Pretty embarassing though.

  16. omg master chief.. that last comment.. laughed so hard, i almost barfed. 😀

  17. How many times does she have to post it?

  18. How many times does she have to post it?

    Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that! – well there goes my attempt at humour.

  19. 65 – She does this intentionally as she has admitted when asked. She wants “everyone” to see it, just in case they missed it the first 10 times she posted it. 🙂

  20. you should not be breeding..

  21. So how old is the baby?

  22. This actually makes perfect sense. She had a multiple birth- 10 kids at once, also known as decaplets.

  23. I wonder if Kristin’s baby can crawl already… it’s not like she tells us about it…

  24. how many teeth does that baby have?

  25. The ‘AllGrownUp!’ is possibly the autosignature on her text messages.

  26. She deleted her friend’s “you’re at work” comment. LMAO.

    Mom just got fired! AllGrownUp!

  27. Does anyone know if that goddamned kid is selling weed yet?

  28. My baby can crawl and sit up and he has two teeth. And he’s 17 years old today! AllGrownUp.

    …sad sad pathethic.

  29. I think she’s talking about her boyfriend here..

  30. i think her facebook is broken… that or she is the saddest person in the history of people.

  31. @19


    I don’t like it when my beer comes out through my nose onto the monitor.

    Please limit your hilarity to just ‘gut-busting.’

  32. Miss Bluetoothpaste

    I had a ‘friend’ doing pointless benign updates such as this. Know what I did?? I deleted that baby updating bore. Best move I ever made (on Facebook…).


  33. OMG I would really like to take her phone and smack her in the face with it!

  34. Poor kid

  35. Kevin, you (and several others) misunderstood the post. She just stopped talking about her 6-month-old baby for awhile, the 2 years is referring to her boyfriend = two years together. This has been mentioned here earlier, if you’d just read some of the comments.

    “I know ur at work lol” is one of the weirdest comments ever. It has nothing to do with the post. And Marlena, please, if you want to know how she’s doing, write a private message or scribble on her wall. Misuse of the comments is one of my pet peeves.

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