king charles I, you can still party like that at any age. The key is that you must travel to do it and have at least one other like-minded friend with you.
Once you are over 400 miles from home, and as long as you don’t mind the occasional look of, “Who is that way too old asshole rocking out over there, and why doesn’t he/she realize that he/she should be at home fertilizing the lawn and yelling at kids to stay off of it?”, you are gold.
@Stretch…LOL. “And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug…….but if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck” 🙂
Miss Shegas: Wanna be my wing man? If you’re “like-minded,” I’ll buy the bottles and we’ll rock on! Just don’t post our antics on Facebook. We might end up on this site.
Little sister is a gymnast? I think Jeremy knew exactly what he was doing. They’re driven, flexible, and infertile. You don’t even have to use a condom!
The comments (always my favorite part) were entertaining until douches started referencing “The Hangover”. Let’s wait ten years or so until that gets funny, otherwise any thirteen year old could connect the fucking dots.
Both this post and 99% of the shit on TFLN are genuine, grade-A fabricated bullshit. So if we’re discussing where bullshit belongs, I repeat, the lame-ass “you did this while you drunk” jokes belong on TFLN, not Lamebook, which at least has some semblance of quality control.
Jeremiah!
haha I love drunken stories like this
Haha, made me LOL!
Hahaha, knighting a homeless guy? Yessss. That’s a f*cking party.
See? It’s that kind of party that I miss. Once you hit the late 30s, it’s all wine tastings and PG barbecues. Feh.
I miss partying like that! knighting a homeless guy is gold.
king charles I, you can still party like that at any age. The key is that you must travel to do it and have at least one other like-minded friend with you.
Once you are over 400 miles from home, and as long as you don’t mind the occasional look of, “Who is that way too old asshole rocking out over there, and why doesn’t he/she realize that he/she should be at home fertilizing the lawn and yelling at kids to stay off of it?”, you are gold.
Arise, Sir Bum-nish of Urine Stain.
@Miss Shegas
Ah, the tried-and-true “We’re on vacation” strategy. Well played.
I dub thee, Sir Hobo….
If he wants the trophy back, all he has to do is ask.
Amusing. Finally!
TENTH!
…and then Jeremy stole a cop car and Mike Tyson’s tiger, but not before pissing in Tyson’s pool…
@Stretch…LOL. “And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug and then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug…….but if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then we’re shit out of luck” 🙂
Michael, Jeremy, and Jacob are the three best friends that anyone could have… ohh they’re the three best friends that anyone could have…
Stretch wins.
Miss Shegas: Wanna be my wing man? If you’re “like-minded,” I’ll buy the bottles and we’ll rock on! Just don’t post our antics on Facebook. We might end up on this site.
Little sister is a gymnast? I think Jeremy knew exactly what he was doing. They’re driven, flexible, and infertile. You don’t even have to use a condom!
The comments (always my favorite part) were entertaining until douches started referencing “The Hangover”. Let’s wait ten years or so until that gets funny, otherwise any thirteen year old could connect the fucking dots.
Haha at # 9
I hope the homeless guy has it.
I hope he put it up on his shelf.
You know, in his house.
That “you did this while you were drunk” bullshit belongs on TFLN. And that is all.
@improvisation:
That would be all… except the T in TFLN stands for Texts.
Ya fucking moron.
hahaha, the joys of being young.
@seanfish:
Both this post and 99% of the shit on TFLN are genuine, grade-A fabricated bullshit. So if we’re discussing where bullshit belongs, I repeat, the lame-ass “you did this while you drunk” jokes belong on TFLN, not Lamebook, which at least has some semblance of quality control.
And that truly is all, you fucking dipshit.