Tuesday, February 23, 2010

Background Check!

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  1. So why is the horse’s ass in every other picture blurred out, but not in the second one?

  2. I agree BritishHobo

  3. alexie pixie’s fake…who the fuck says “powt”?

  4. slim, you were at the top of my list, but knowing your all crazy hairy, you’ve moved down a notch. Sorry.

  5. @Slim, you are now at the top of my list now that I know you are hairy.

    @Alexie: hahahaha ha duckface.

  6. Oh dear goodness that man beast in number 4 is just awful, it’s wrong on so many many levels.

  7. @slim – I can dig it.

  8. So…does he shave his ass?

  9. Just a really quick question… in the horse photo… if that’s pee… why does it look white on the ground? I’m just sayin’.

  10. Pee foams up when it hits a surface and the bubbles are white. You’re not a guy (I don’t think?) so I don’t expect you to know this.

    And 4, she looks the type of trashy, low self esteem whore. That’s why planet of the apes over there got lucky (in the loosest sense of the word)

  11. @Charade, I had a nice little chuckle over the planet of the apes. Very nice.

  12. I actually like hairy guys, but the last picture makes me want to tear my eyes out.

    And I find Username much more entertaining than Alexie Pixie, regardless of the possibility of either being fake.

  13. I like hairy guys too, Purple, lot’s of hair usually means lots of testosterone, which usually means high libido, which usually means you’re in for a good time… well it usually means that.

  14. Hair is good word, bear back however… not so much. lol!

  15. Wow, okay, Bigfoot wears either tightie-whities or bikini briefs. Underwear will wear away your hair. Because I know it’s gonna come up; I wear boxer briefs.

    @Alexie, you have huge balls. You didn’t sleep with him because he passed out? So, had he been conscious, this photo wouldn’t have happened or maybe would’ve happened later with your hair all messed up. Noice.

  16. @nashntth, nice. Thanks for the info. I have been repeatedly staring at that mans ass wondering wtf would make such a mark! (Seriously!)

  17. Exactly wordpervert! It separates the men from the boys, usually. 😉

  18. And ee, I agree with you, bear back no, but now a bit of bare backin’, that’s just fine.

  19. Hey I just wasted a good 30 minutes of my time reading about 68 comments, and just realized you guys are so focused in the man’s ass (which happens to be the last picture in this entry) that none of you noticed the black kid (which happens to be the first picture hmm) has a boner and trying to hide it.

    Also, you people are racist. You got something against hairy people? I got hair and I’m never gonna get it waxed. Why? Because I’m proud of who I am; I’m never going to change my physical features just to appeal to racist bigots like you bunch. Now this is different from sanitary concerns, of course I don’t consider taking showers a change in my physical being but getting a nose job for example, is.

    So sort out your racist minds people, some people in the world are hairy. I was so offended I had to register to comment.

  20. Wow….So….I am never going to the beach again…LOL…flippin perverts.

  21. Aw, Aryo, you go girl. Burn that bra!

  22. @ Charade And 4, she looks the type of trashy, low self esteem whore.

    That’s the ideal date after a hard day at work, minimal effort with maximal result

  23. lostintranslation

    @aryo: I’m probably going to regret asking this, but exactly how does a preference for less hairy men make one a racist? “Hairy” is not a race. I, personally, prefer not to feel a blanket of hair on a man’s ass while I’m bumping uglies with him, but I do find a moderate amount of chest hair to be sexy. This applies to men of all races and ethnicities.

    You strike me as one of those people who has such low self esteem that you are constantly on the defensive, and actively looking for reasons to take offense at things that are said. That’s sad, and I feel sorry for you. But get your facts straight before you go accusing people of being racist for expressing a personal preference regarding hair! And don’t even get me started on the whole double standard here–it’s okay for men to be hairy, but women should shave, wax, tweeze, pluck etc. in order to be considered sexy?!

    Nothing like a good rant to get you going in the morning, is there? 🙂

  24. lost , would it make you feel better if i went out and got a full manly body wax later on ?

    Just to share the pain 🙂

  25. Surely Aryo was joking?!

  26. lostintranslation

    @Father Sha: you’d do that for me? How sweet of you! 😀

  27. I just can’t over the fact that his legs are hairy but the rest of him doesn’t seem to be… its just plain weird

  28. Lost , i am not a very hairy man but still a full body wax sounds really painfull :-)I’ll contact the local beautician hehe

  29. lostintranslation

    @Father Sha: You’re very brave. I once had my underarms waxed. I nearly punched the beautician, and reverted to shaving shortly after. And I’d imagine having ones nether regions waxed would be at least as bad.

    @seznz: I’m thankful the hair stops where it does. I think a hairy butt in that photo would double the ick factor for me!

  30. Right on word!

  31. my god last one makes me gag

  32. @Ayro – so everyone’s racist for calling someone hairy, but you’re not when you said “the black kid” OHKAY…

  33. Jessika’s photo is hilarious.

  34. LMAO @ Aryo.

  35. OMG the last one!!!!!!

  36. Look closely at the first one…dude has a hard on. Just sayin.

  37. worst_episode_ever

    @username- great story but um, it doesnt explain the photo!

  38. Before you go and get a full body wax, watch “The 40 Year Old Virgin”.

    I think Aryo was talking about the first one, where everyone is making fun of the black horse, but the Asian horse has a happy rider.

  39. Forget about that hairy bugger in #4 for a second. The guy with the red shorts in #1 – there’s something not right about that fold of material.

  40. @LostinTranslation,

    Obviously, moron, you failed to understand the overarching message of my argument but yet you felt the need to type an entire block of bullcrap for me to read.

    Let me get this straight, preference has absolutely NOTHING to do with discrimination. I could care less if you preferred (There’s your keyword) hairy men or waxed ones. I do, however, find it offensive that many of bigots here use that as a means to promote and spread your racist thoughts. YES IT IS RACIST to discriminate against the man and I quote someone called him “Planet of the apes,” now that, motherf**ker, is racism, whether you want to believe that or not is another argument.

    And to the ignorant guy who said me saying “black kid” is racist: I have nothing to say to you; your ignorance astounds me beyond words. There is no racism in saying a black man is black and a white man is white.

    Obviously you’re too much of an idealist and I am, on the contrary, a realist.

    For the record, LostInTranslation, not only am I not insecure about my physical features, on the contrary, I am very confident in my looks: I am a hairy man, I weigh 180 lbs and 6’3″ tall, I’m ripped and I display my 8-pack with pride, and I recently just finished the P90X program, which I’m sure most of you fatties sitting at home behind the computer chowing down your Big Mac have not even heard of.

    So Good day to you all, but I actually have a life outside of the cyber world.

  41. @Aryo

    Clearly, you have a life outside of the cyber world.

  42. Aryo, all that muscle must have taken the blood flow from your brain… Such a shame, you seem like _such_ a good role model.

    Racism is the discrimination of people based on their race (Asian, Hispanic, African, White). Last time I checked, there was no ‘hairy’ race. If there was, every human would be part of it. We _all_ have hair, some people just choose to keep it in check.

    I personally don’t like when I see a man take off his shirt, only to be wearing a sweater underneath. That’s just disgusting.

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