Monday, November 15, 2010

Beautiful Bios

previous post: Hands Up!



  1. if it’s strictly pleasure and nothing more for the gay guy she’s banging, i’m guessing she takes it in the ass.

    that’s it.

  2. I would love to know what #2 looks like. I imagine her to be a skinny white trash bitch who is all used up at such a young age.

  3. @52
    I see I’m not the only one getting a hard one based on your valuptuous description of her…it’s getting me all hot and bothered.

  4. I love that you can stick a lol on the end of any statement and it apparently ceases to be awful and horrifying! I tried to kill my baby lol… I fucked a dog lol… I am going to blow up a bus lol. It’s brilliant!

  5. I think you’re only a racist if you actually kill them. Otherwise it’s just an engaging conversation.

    Didn’t read all the first one. He’s obviously a whiny little bitch with a small dick, so why should I try to decipher what he has to say? He’s probably dead by now, anyway. (Masturbation/chip clip mishap?)

    I love the girl, though! I’d like to teach her how to improperly use a wire hanger. And that’s on the living children. I want my city’s sidewalks to be clean in twelve years. Look toward the future!

  6. (Also, why is fucking a dog so awful and horrifying if it costs extra?)

  7. The girl in post two is right up my street!

    Imagine a girl who bumps off all my unwanted offspring rather than leaving the fucking dirty work to me for a change.

  8. last week i ran over two dogs, lolol.
    and one time, i stabbed a little girl, roflmao.

  9. I fucked Keona once lol.

  10. @59 So, it was YOU that slipped me the Roofie! God damnit..

  11. According to A Beefer is: A person who is fat, socially awkward, extremely unathletic, and permanently smells like a mixture of body odor and farts. The central wardrobe items in every beefer’s closet are tapered sweat pants, novelty t-shirts, flannel and jean jackets. Beefers typically sweat 8-10 times more than their non-beefer counterparts, and have armpit stains within 30 minutes of showing and dressing in the morning. Easily identifiable by their dirt staches, horrid breath and die-hard love for the game of hockey. Only males can be classified as a beefer.

    I had to look it up. Yummy!

  12. Beef == fight, beefer == fighter.

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