Monday, August 31, 2009

Boring As Heel


Boring As Heel

Everyone in my family loves Aunt Cloe. However, I don’t. She lives up north just a few hours away from New York city and you can pretty much count on her calling the family at least three times a week. She’ll talk about the time her cat Belgian brought in a field mouse … or recap the “delightful” conversation she had with the sacker at her local grocery store. The point I’m trying to make here is that she talks. A LOT. Thankfully, we have the option of hanging up the phone by “accident” when her verbal diarhea begins. Unfortunately, we all lack this beautiful gift when it comes to Facebook. Joan, do you think anyone wants to read some pointless tirade that you and your underage friends have regarding shoes? NO! Do we honestly care if your hormone-raging body can or can’t fall into step with this year’s latest fashion trends? NO!  So please save your girl talk for this evening’s nail painting session and do us the favor of not wasting our own precious time. Thank you.

Boring As Heel

previous post: Tootally Over!



  1. FUCK ME, it’s just SHOES, not an argument on abortion.

  2. Time to go to the party in the dick! But remember, no heels allowed.

  3. Billy Wilders Dead Monkey

    buncha cunts right ‘ere


    TrainReq xD

  5. All of this shit is about shoes?!

    WTF is hell to them anyways? Gawd. No reason to have a fucking argument over shoes; it’s just immature.

    About the $500; it could be possible. She could a liar, or a poor/middle-class kid who got those shoes to pretend to be rich. Either way, she’s a liar.

  6. So presumably Anthea’s got some sort of mask with an attached hook from which she hangs her heels in order to use them for swift protection against potential attackers. Well, that makes perfect sense. Don’t know what everyone’s moaning about there.

    As for spelling: you can’t claim to be a decent, mature human being worthy of living if you can’t use proper grammar, regardless of your age, and that’s aimed at Kara “16-going-on-95” McNameblur.

  7. I stopped growing when I was like 13.. and just to clarify: that doesn’t mean I was some huge badass man of a 13 year old.. no, it means that now I’m a scrawny still-can’t-grow-a-full-beard little bitch looking 23 year old…

    but at least I rock a pair of heels.

  8. This is interesting. As pathetic as they all are, Kara in particular, I am impressed by their grasp of the English language. Which is a first for something posted on Lamebook, oder?

  9. i have to side with the teacher here. i know if i was having a party in my dick, i would have a no heels policy too.

  10. Since when are thongs shoes? lmaooooo

  11. Thongs another name for flip flops, jack ass.

  12. Also known by the name jandals. thongs, flip flops and jandals. so take your stupid abbreviation of the phrase laugh my arse off, which by the way is the most ridiculous way of showing that you find something funny, along with rofl and lol or even loltastic if your a big queer and fuck off back to your dark, dank house infested with felines of questionable domestication and faeces.
    cheers cuzzie bro

  13. all i can say is anthea is a fuckwit
    as is joan
    and i want to hide who i am so im off to buy a pair of heels 🙂

  14. So let me get this straight. It’s more of a waste of time to read about someone’s shoes than it is to post it on That doesn’t make sense to me. The internet is a time-waster.

  15. BORING

    poor joan
    all she says is “i bought new heels” and now shes being told she did it to “hide from the world that will hurt her”???

  17. I want to know where the feck a 14 year old got $120!

    I reckon this Kara person should be more worried about where her friend’s income comes from…

  18. What I find most funny is the people who say that 16 year olds aren’t more mature than 14 year olds.. :L

    A lot happens in those two years, trust me i have a 14 year old cousin who thinks she has the mental age of a 20 year old (does that say enough?) and they never seem to realise that they aren’t actually an adult and that is why there is so much they aren’t allowed to do. In the court of law they, by default, aren’t even responsible for their own actions until 16!

    Anyway, I’m going for some chocolate, those damn messages drained me of the will to live.

  19. That court thing about not being responsible for own actions till 16 is for the UK by the way, I don’t know what it is in USA or anywhere else.

  20. “I’m a guy, and even I have lost my balance more than a couple of times when my balls were growing.”

    Let me get this straight, Constantine. You tripped over the sheer weight of your balls? Either your nuts are MASSIVE or you are a tiny, tiny man.

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