Wednesday, July 25, 2012


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  1. my peenee is hard for shirley.

  2. And Shirley’s is hard for you, ciremelf.

  3. I wonder if he knows that this idea is impossible, especially since he isn’t dragonborn.

  4. hootie the blowfish

    So I’m assuming this wouldn’t actually work, but can anyone explain why?

  5. It would work, but you would go to jail for fraud.

  6. The “10 bonus points per transaction” is misleading.
    None of the Chase cards (or any other card) I’ve seen has that, but rather it is x number of points for every dollar spent. So, even if it is 10 pts, you need to spend $1 to make $0.10 in points. Still worth doing if you actually need what you’re buying.Still, that’s an amazing amount and I’d love to get that card. If anyone here can find one that does that, please let me know because 10% back on everything you spend is a pretty good deal.
    Until I find that card though, I’m guessing the poster also does not have one of those cards and made it up for the sake of a joke…

  7. This person says 10 points per TRANSACTION, not per dollar spent. Check out the Chase Freedom card.

  8. That was directed at you G val, and you’re welcome, you loyalty program lover you. I could have gone further and looked up their interest rate but meh… too boring. I’m gonna say that it’s probably high enough to pay for the whole loyalty thing

  9. You could just look it up on Chase’s website to save the confusion.

    Under “1% Cashback”, the website says:

    You will earn 1 point for each $1 of net purchases.

    You’re welcome.

    The Facebook person got it wrong – possibly intentionally to make his joke work.

  10. the sites that let you specify a donation won’t accept a one cent donation.

  11. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    Credit card issuers are some of the most cunning people alive; there’s no way they’ve left a loop hole this big in their terms and conditions.

  12. A quick google of Westboro baptist church brings up the website ‘godhatesfags dot com’.

    So all you guys can bitch about how the credit card thing won’t work but fuck you At least the OP is trying to think of ways to bring the evil cunts down.

  13. ^ Agree. But more conventional methods could/should be used. I.e., a bomb.

  14. ^ Agree. Westboro Baptist Church is a cancer that needs to be excised from humanity.

  15. meh. I laugh like a fucking drain whenever they picket a soldier’s funeral.

    fucking sue me.

  16. I like the goings-on from the weekend just passed; 300 zombies counter-protested a Westboro picket line of less than 10 churchies. If that’s not a win, then I don’t know what is 🙂

  17. oh man 🙁 the westboro hate-filled g0d of rage is going to be totally pissed.

  18. He’ll probably kill a gay man’s puppy now.

  19. ^ And that man will be franticly searching for his puppy, yelling, “Thpenther! THPENTHER!”

  20. ^ Hahaha! Thanks for the laff, beatus.

  21. I hope it was a shitzu.

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