Monday, January 3, 2011

Burger Time!

previous post: Ceremonial Snaps



  1. I know its easy to laugh at that first one, but at least who ever that was had the good sense to go back for their GED and has a job rather than sitting at home collecting unemployment or welfare while eating cheetos and watching Jerry Springer all day long.

  2. Yeah, wtf. The first one isn’t lame or funny, least the chick is trying.

  3. MsBuzzkillington

    It does take a lot to go back and get your GED.

    She’s lucky she has a job. McDonald’s was probably the only place hiring anyone. I would imagine people with bachelor degrees are working at McDonald’s.

  4. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    The person with the chair should have just gone through the Drive-Thru.

  5. Defective Buns (Dukey?), have you removed your avatar?

  6. Working at McDonald’s is actually less productive than eating Cheetos on the couch. A server will be responsible for destroying the health of thousands, while the lazy person will only be destroying themselves.

  7. Defective User With Smoothy Buns

    Word I never had an avatar with this screen name, too much work. I’m guessing the drugs are still having their welcome effect on you.

  8. Oh, ok. And yes they are.

  9. My dear Agnes.

  10. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  11. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Sweet, I got un-banned. Now everyone can enjoy my sweet avatar :).
    I think I got banned because I put the link to that picture in my name, as soon as I took it out my profile worked.

  12. Dukey, now that’s better! You’re back, and I don’t have to think so hard.

  13. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    BTW if anyone still cares about the “Help me and jess” marriage, I think one of my comments slipped through the mods. Here comment #3 click my name.

  14. Buns, no one probably does, but I have some awesomely funny stuff on that couple. It was sent to me by a friend, who shall remain nameless. I would love to show you guys, but I better not. I might get banned like you did. But then again, they didn’t ban me for putting up a link to a revolting picture of a fractured penis (it was for educational purposes). It wasn’t as bad as that monstrosity yesterday, though. Hmmm, maybe I wouldn’t get banned?… no… better not…

  15. Uh, wilsonson, nobody is forced by McDonald’s to eat their crap food. You have to actually go to the effort of buying it first.

    So, how ’bout considering personal accountability in that equation, and having a little less contempt for people who actually get jobs instead of being Cheeto eating layabouts that cost the rest of us taxpayers money, huh?

  16. On a lighter note, happy new year wordy!
    Your broken penis pic torments me.

  17. The first one isn’t funny at all. My mother had to drop out of highschool, she got her GED and worked at Dunkin Donuts. –Then when she had enough money saved up she went to college and is now an RN.
    Lamebook twatbrains.

  18. Jayne- As relevant as your argument may be, you just sound like you’re crying. The point was already made that it wasn’t funny, at least she had a job. You just took it a step further by whining about your mom and Dunkin Donuts. This will shock you, but no one cares.

    I hate when people whine in comments about their personal experiences. Although I do think the education/job comparison is bunk….

  19. Lissie, I wasn’t crying or whining and what I said was relevant to the post. “I hate when people whine in the comments…blabla” well then why don’t you stfu and quit whining.

  20. Same to you, Miss. My broken penis pic has nothing on what was put up yesterday. Did you see it? The link for it is in the #54 comment. Look if you dare, but, goddamn, that thing is the stuff of nightmares.

  21. The #54 comment on the “Farm Ill” post. Sorry.

  22. No Wordy, I like the peni too much to want to see a broken one. I’ll see it in my nightmares now though, I’m sure!

  23. I’m with you there, Miss. For the love of peni, images like that are best left unseen.

  24. wilsonson, it seems you’ve missed my point as someone has kindly pointed out. I have an incredibly unproductive job too, I sit at my desk and surf the internet all day. Whether or not our jobs are productive or not is besides the point. At least Jamie (and myself) have a job and aren’t mooching money off other people who do get off their fat asses to go to work.
    Of course 22 comments later that point seems to be well established. I’ve just become redundant and I apologize for that.

  25. I knew this one guy whose life was unpleasant.

    It reminded me of that situation you thought was funny, which wasn’t. None of you would appreciate the story because you’re all insensitive.

    My point is that nothing is funny. Ever.

  26. I’ve known several Jamies in my time, and I wonder what became of them. To work at McDonald’s is pretty low, but in these economic times, some money is better than none, and a GED is better than having neither a diploma nor the aforementioned.

    Don, adding “crap” to your attempt to redeem yourself doesn’t help matters.

    I wonder if it’s legal to do that in #3.

    Dukey, I’d forgotten what the hell that “Help me and Jess marriage” thing was all about, or where it came from. I looked at your link and all I can say is kudos to them.

  27. Im An RN and i work at Target… these economic times seriously suck…

  28. I always speak to McDonalds employees like their Dustin Hoffman in Rainman.

    I find that if you treat them like a complete spackoid, there’s a chance one of them will spit in your burger…. i love spit.

  29. I’ll rub spit on your meat, crazy mofo, and cover it with my own buns and dairy products.

  30. Oooohh you little cocktease, are you offering to have a chew on my quarter-pounder… with cheese?

    I’m fully on board with our American cousins new penchant for gobbing on cocks and am quite willing to let you rub your spit on my meat.

  31. Did you just call me an American? I’m not your cousin, you’re the result of my sploodge; I lifted your people from tree-bark-eating peasants who had never heard of the vowel by shitting all over you at Hastings.

  32. ahhhhh the French… I love the French, those animals they don’t eat, they fuck and vice versa.

    So it was YOU who crappy slapped me in Hastings was it?!

    I would love to continue this conversation, but feel if we carry on you might surrender to McDonalds or collaborate with Burger King.

  33. You are as fat as an American but with a shallower gene pool. You don’t have any hot women to breed with so you make it with pug dogs, and it shows in all your faces.

  34. Hey, that’s not spam, that’s a really funny joke. Please post that!

  35. Remove those five x’s and you see what the world over says about your smiles and teeth (not like it’s funny now, thanks to the random computer system lamebook machine demons)

    ht x tp://w x x om/images?um=1&hl=fr&safe=off&complete=0&biw=1024&bih=485&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=dents+britan x niques&btnG=Rech x ercher

    ht x tp://w x x om/images?um=1&hl=fr&safe=off&complete=0&biw=1024&bih=485&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=british+smi x les&btnG=Rech x ercher

    ht x tp://w x x om/images?um=1&hl=fr&safe=off&complete=0&biw=1024&bih=485&tbs=isch:1&sa=1&q=sonrisas+ing x leses&btnG=Rech x ercher

  36. @35

    If you’d done your research, as we British do tend to do, you would have found that searching google for ‘teeth’ with safesearch turned off then similar pictures would have come up.

    Yes, it’s a stereotype that we can’t change (we do, on the whole, have good dental hygeine), but it is a shame that you had to resort to using that stereotype as ‘humour’.

  37. @36
    Always stereotyping the british man right? when will the prejudice end?

  38. lol this is why you finish high school and then go to college. Life is much easier that way.

  39. @37

    Or woman.

    I know, it’s just too much to bear. I don’t think I can take another person oppressing our race in this way!

  40. Hey Pepe le Pew take the x’s out of this!


    Cool game man, cool game!.. all silly outdated racial stereotypes aside… Do you give up?

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