Tuesday, April 10, 2012


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  1. Eh?

  2. What happen to Nicolas from “Raising Arizona”? Hollywood chews them up and spits them out.

  3. and that right there is the text-book narcissist disconnect.

  4. Nick Cage is awesome. You are not. Not only are you not Nick Cage, you are less than average. Statistically this makes sense. For every Nick Cage in the world, we need someone like you, so there is balance in the force.

    That way people like me who are way awesomer than you, are simply average.

    Thank you.

  5. Nicholas Cage is the high point of everything he’s in. He never phones in performances. That’s why I love him.

  6. The same could be said about Nick Cave

  7. that better not be shit talking about Nick Cave.

  8. Stupid, but I did not see that last line coming

  9. I’m sure any girl on his Facebook, just deleted him.

  10. Nick Cage has made some pretty crappy movie choices, no doubt about that. As have many A-list actors. They sell themselves out for the money. Big whoop. he gets it right sometimes, though. As far as I’m concerned, him in Con Air, absolute top marks. The movie Con Air, in general, is fucking awesome schlock of the highest calibre. It takes the piss and that’s what I love about it. Snake Eyes ain’t too bad, either, but then again, I’m into that weirdo Brian De Palma.

    How could anyone not love Nick Cave? I worship him. Shame on you.

  11. Best thing about Nick Cage is this – He’s actually addicted to money which is why he does those horrible embarrassing movies. He buys friggin CASTLES!!! Castles man. Ill pay to watch 60 seconds or whatever the hell its called if he’ll buy an island. Nick Cave is awesome too btw. Don’t know what he’s addicted to but who cares.
    Long live shitty movies for Castle purchases!!!!!!

  12. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I like Nick Cage because when he makes an awful movie, he goes out of his way to make sure that it’s so awful that no one could possibly confuse it for a good movie and go and see it by accident. That way, we know which of his movies to watch and which ones to avoid. That’s why I haven’t even seen National Treasure, Knowing, Ghost Rider or the remake of The Whicker Man; and that is why I’ve never been disappointed by any of his movies. He’s a man of extremes, and I respect that.

  13. National Treasure was the shit, man! Mainly for the smartass sidekick, but still…

    I was recently told that “Drive Angry” was how “Ghost Rider” should have been, and was well worth a watch. I don’t talk to the person who told me that anymore.

  14. i think you added in an extra “the” in that first sentence, bacchante

  15. Nick Cage aside, that story is basically a girl moving on with her life while he ex apparently obsesses over her every move…

  16. *her ex

  17. ^that’s what I took away from it. that – and her ex is a giant Aspie.

  18. Movies can be shit, Nicolas Cage never.

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