Friday, April 30, 2010

Calling all Nan Fans

Join Here!

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  1. WHy is it you guys can all find the actual page, yet I’m just stuck with a video of a wooden spoon dancing to a song about Ste killing Stacey’s nan?

  2. And as I post this comment I notice the incredibly blatant ‘Join Here!’ underneath the post itself. Fuck me, I need some sleep.

  3. And as I click the link, it just takes me to the Facebook homepage.
    God damn it.

  4. Relax British, I will give you a hug and all will be well.

  5. My favourite part is that it was “self-defense”.

    Oh chavs, what would we do without you.

  6. Aw and I wish it were real, I feel like my little heart has been broken now.

  7. Good thing she wasn’t Ste’s attorny. His sentence would of been double whatever it is.

    “Yo Juj, I luvz ma nan n awl, but Ste ma boo. Nan wuz badazz yo, sheda cut im 1st. I swerz. He kant B ma Baybee Daddi if e lokd up in jale u no.”

  8. if thats the case ive killed a few nans in my days… any gals got a nan that could use a good stabbing?

  9. She actually is pregnant with his baby already…
    I feel terrible for that kid.

  10. Molly, do you know these people or was that said somewhere in the group?

  11. it may not appear in the news but we’lll know it’s true when it appears in ‘love it’ magazine. and yes, she is apparently pregnant with his baby, they’re also engaged. and she’s about to go on a bender this weekend. good god.

  12. krasivaya_devushka

    So nan = grandma.
    You learn something new every day! 🙂

  13. Stabbing nan? I guess this is a spin-off of the master key where it’s rape instead. She still loves her rapist though because the sex was so great that she has to have more and is willing to forgive him for it. As for the R.I.P. She’s referring to her virginity.
    That’s my story and i’m sticking to it.

  14. Yes, of course it is fake!

    even tho u stabbed ma nan, ur still da 1 4 me :I’ve deliberately made every status more outrageous than the last so that it was obvious… but people still bite. Unless they’re ‘trolling’ the troller… haha 😉

    The pics have been hilarious for me to look at

  15. So there is an Alenoo1 AND an Alenoo2.

    The fools are multiplying.

  16. Ha, trolling the troller. It’s as though there is a pyramid of internet predators, and LB’ers are at the top.

  17. Ha! LB’ers the apex internet predators.
    What a tremendous bunch of cnuts we are.

  18. @Euphejizzum… you ain’t seen nothing yet. Try the comments of the post before this.

  19. Also, on internet stalking, Lamebookers have gone insanely further than this before. Infamously 😛

  20. Oh Hobo, you got that right my friend, we’re totally on the same page on that one.

  21. I would applaud you but I have no arms.

  22. Am I dumb if I don’t know what a “nan” is?

  23. no but you should read comment #7.

  24. To all those that don’t know, Nan commonly refers to your grandma. You all should be on lamelamebookers. 😐

  25. What is this I don’t even

  26. I always think of Ali G when I read “nan” … that or math errors in Java …

  27. rebarbativebecc

    I submitted this, not sure if it was THIS one or if someone else submitted it, too.
    Anyway…From what I can tell she is deadly serious, but her friends are sticking up for her/him, too! It’s hard to tell what any of them are saying as they are typing horribly.
    Basically her boyfriend stabbed and killed her Nan (Grandma, Grandmother) and is claiming self defense (!!).

    She won’t give away anything else incase it hurts his chances in court. Don’t know if it’s fake or not but that’s the basic story.

  28. rebarbativebecc

    Also this is apparently a news article about the crime
    (Within the discussion)!/topic.php?uid=119093601436097&topic=166

    but you never know if news stories have been fabricated.

  29. rebarbativebecc

    Oops the news story was a joke, probably should have finished reading it first haha.

  30. @rebarbativebecc yeah I submitted it aswell.. A big part of me thinks it’s a joke but I just don’t know.

  31. First few times I saw this, I kept reading “nan” as “man”. IMAGINE MY CONFUSION.

    I’m not sure the truth is much better, though. >>

  32. terribletimes

    Just to clear it all up; it is a fake. I’m (sadly) from the same area in the North-West of England as the group of girls who made the group and it’s not real. HOWEVER, i am a fan of it, just for the sheer comedy value of the comments left by people on it…a bit like lamebook to be honest.

  33. British Hobo – at least you saved others from having to do the same thing – I was also going to investigate it and missed the Join Here thing… Sunday night is not the time for thinking

  34. fake – the picture of this group is stolen from some one not even close to being called steve

    my source: they are a fb friend

  35. The only person I know that would stab a nan is Soup. He will screw anything.

  36. LOL

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