I despise each and every one of you in your own special way.
Amanda: Fuck your apallingly worded sentences and thinking anyone but you and your husband give a shit.
Zach: Fuck you for using the cheesiest and lamest ‘line’ on a status your girlfriend didn’t even fucking comment on, and thinking anybody but you and your girlfriend give a shit.
Craig: Fuck you for all of the following: Describing your girlfriend as ‘bomb ass’ Being on FarmVille. Putting it as a fucking display picture. Using the word babe. Making the mistake of thinking ANYBODY CARES. I hate you.
Alysa: Fuck you. Just fuck you.
I like Amanda’s mom.
Our ideas for breast cancer awareness are spreading, there was an ad for it here with a topless boob with the nipple covered by the girl’s hand.
Btw, mad2, get your tail back in Kate’s late and Great Fail a sec. Need your opinion on my last statement. Dumb it down for me, seriously. I’m sleep deprived and very stressed atm. Can’t think too well and can’t sleep just yet, duty calls.
Loma – lol I don’t know that we have a word for those that you posted a pic of… HAHA Besides maybe…preggo girls dressed in an 80’s costume for a Halloween party? Hmmm
I despise each and every one of you in your own special way.
Amanda: Fuck your apallingly worded sentences and thinking anyone but you and your husband give a shit.
Zach: Fuck you for using the cheesiest and lamest ‘line’ on a status your girlfriend didn’t even fucking comment on, and thinking anybody but you and your girlfriend give a shit.
Craig: Fuck you for all of the following: Describing your girlfriend as ‘bomb ass’ Being on FarmVille. Putting it as a fucking display picture. Using the word babe. Making the mistake of thinking ANYBODY CARES. I hate you.
Alysa: Fuck you. Just fuck you.
Ben.
^ Agree with all of that. I would attempt to put my own input..but not only did Hobo cover it humorously, I’m fucking tired.
if i dated any of these people i would dump them asap
Alysa apparently doesn’t really need a penis to be a whore.
I am going to respond in haiku for a little while.
Alysa you are
a fucking knickerless tramp
die of syphilis
craig has no cock so
who gives a fuck about him?
farmville playing cunt
zach but not efron
fuckety fuckety you
i hate you so much
Amanda, your mum
is much cooler than you are
bet she likes it hard.
loma, you are awesome. You should be the next Mr. Haiku. I miss that guy.:(
@loma
win.
undergroundtunnel
felt my poetic wrath too
he won’t fuck with you
check out earlier
posts where he called you lame names
the lame is on him.
loma you did well
but pale in comparison
to Mr. Haiku
I miss him too Hobo!
txikiwi-
i’m just new here so
i will get better and then
be mrs haiku
i will work hard and
make up new insults and then
the lol will happen
Haikus are my fave
they take little effort to
make one work for you
loma it should be
quite easy for you
to be mrs haiku
Everyone loves it
haiku is fun and easy
just like alysa
only haiku does
not give you STDs
only giggles. Yes.
loma, think that dick is
a crap anonisgayis
gay. Fucking haikus.
eventually
haikus might get old for us
but now they’re funny
when they are dull we
can move on to iambic
pentameter prose.
no, not pro’s but prose.
Mind in the gutter on lame
book is just a gas.
british hobo
thanks for the info, i can
use it for black ops.
One that I saw recently:
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don’t make sense
Refridgerator
I like Amanda’s mom.
Our ideas for breast cancer awareness are spreading, there was an ad for it here with a topless boob with the nipple covered by the girl’s hand.
Amanda, I feel your pain, but you know mommy’s right. Good hard sex,…sigh.
Hobo: ha! I cared. 🙂
Alysa sounds like a freak but I did like “supercharged sperm monster.” sounds like a blast.
Literally.
And when Alysa thinks of her kids, she’ll certainly remember that, “blast from the past.” 😉
Well, that was a interesting read.
All of your haikus made me smile.
As always, British, you were pretty spot on.
Nice to see you back, ee. 😀 Big fan of yours.
Damn, Alysa’s got me pegged.
Btw, mad2, get your tail back in Kate’s late and Great Fail a sec. Need your opinion on my last statement. Dumb it down for me, seriously. I’m sleep deprived and very stressed atm. Can’t think too well and can’t sleep just yet, duty calls.
alysa- monsters (plural) anyone with more than one baby daddy kinda has it coming… or cumming i guess… just saying.
Hey, ee 🙂 It’s been a while. That or I’ve not been paying attention again.
“Supercharged Sperm Monsters” sounds like the bad guy from a Scooby Doo porn spoof.
I tried to join in on the Haiku fun but no luck, too long a week.
Britishhobo sucks.
I like BritishHobo.
Also, why when parents post something uncomfortable on Facebook, their children always say “MOM/DAD!!!!” or “MOM/DAD WTF!!!”?
Lamebook is failing
Alternate entertainment
Becomes essential
Haikus suck. I think they might work better in oriental languages.
mad – let’s all abscond
we’ll start our own website where
we’ll share dodgy pics
of chavvy tard girls
being reprehensible
and laugh til we puke.
Chavvy? WTF?
Just let me know when you’ve got it set up and I’ll be there. Although really I was joking about lamebook failing.
mad – http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTMzoizJHUcqQQFIuPZks3w4A1SWRr5GXLwJqZq11SXmfCUxeU&t=1&usg=__TqdTeTY9yf3gddoWMdoulCUZHco=
i dunno what you’d call it in the US (?) and if you were joking, it doesn’t matter anyways 🙂
Loma – lol I don’t know that we have a word for those that you posted a pic of… HAHA Besides maybe…preggo girls dressed in an 80’s costume for a Halloween party? Hmmm
Supercharged Sperm Monsters… lmao haha
Um hey and you guys above me…. get a room!!
Valenya, I think the rough American translation is ‘scum’.
lol!
Ok kinda agree with british Hobo, but do love amandas mom, say it as it is darlin!
Supercharged Sperm Monsters…keepin that one for the pub..lol
If we think we our penises, then we must be much smarter because we’re constantly doing brain exercises.
@officialSnak
Wow.
If your thinking with your penis what kind of brain exercises are you doing?