Friday, May 7, 2010

Cozy Couples

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  1. 1st: I have a similar picture, but I was extremely uncomfortable when my mom asked about the angle of my dangle.

    Spanka: You have taken part in our internet sexual escapades in the past. I can only assume that you are internet born again. Just be careful that your internet sanctimony doesn’t touch you in a bad place.

    Zth: I think if I had a black man wrapped around me, I would finally understand rap music.

  2. NoLongerTroll

    If she needs a chain to connected to her tampon……

    Maybe she has been in a porno with Ron.

  3. Haha tampon strings only hang out maybe an inch. That chain is like half way to her knee lol boys are dumb!

  4. I’m still trying to figure out what Spanka rhymes with…Sanka? Blanka? Paul Anka? Flanker or Tanker (but said in a Boston accent)?

  5. Wanker?

    I mean no offence Spanka, I know you’re an Aussie, as am I, so it’s just a little bit of harmless ribbing ok mate.

  6. NoLongerTroll

    I would have said Wanker as well (no disrespect).
    I have been called much worse.
    Oh back to watch some TV, go Manly.

  7. Troll, a Manly supporter?
    I’ll let it slide cos I like you.

    My team is your old nemesis darlin’, I’m sure you know which team I’m referring to, but we won’t get into all that.

  8. I’ve been called a wanker, but not by my mum…well not to my face.

  9. #1 Boobs, check.
    #2 Ass, check.
    #3 Crotch, check.
    #4 Let’s GET IT ON!

  10. Good Mourning

    @Sophay I think it will be a hexagonal pattern like on footballs.

  11. @alen001 die spambot die we do not care! and Thats what WE said!

  12. I love number one!! and I really can’t figure number 3 out, it’s kinda weird.

  13. Right, i do believe as soon as I am invited to these rampant orgies with the other members I will bring alcohol, marijuana, the natural equivalent to viagra (health first), steroids, lotion, chocolate sauce, uh, inflatable chicken, and of course a camera and laptop

  14. nuff, a gold star from me for summing up this post both beautifully, and succinctly.

  15. Ah this is lovely humor to return to. The first one; Ashley, our boys share a name… and a boob obsession! Ew, for the rest.

  16. @ Spanka: I’m trying, I really am, but all I can think of is “Sri Lanka”. I sincerely doubt that’s your name though.

    Thanks for clearing up #3 word, for a moment I thought that man was just being attacked by the three-legged woman. #2 is messed up. Why anyone would do that, there, in that position confuses me to no end. It can’t be comfortable and it would make more sense to just go under the shirt, yeah? Intimate, as well as practical. Not to mention more socially acceptable.

    @ Spanka, word: I’m not much of a footie fan, but I DO enjoy my fitting in. GO TITANS!

  17. @Mikefu

    I’m betting it’s Bianca

  18. I see… that’s much more likely. More probable than ‘Sri Lanka’ anyhow.

    Also I just realised, my football comment was directed at wordpervert and NoLongerTroll, not Spanka. Mental fart. My bad.

  19. You guys are unbelievably awesome. I hope you’re planning on filming this orgy and posting it on lamebook.

    @ EmKitteh I have no idea how you came up with that. The only things I could think of that rhymed with ‘spanka’ were not words all all. You are a genius.

  20. Okay, the last one. I used to think pics of men worshiping at the alter of their wife’s pregnant belly was mental (maybe it still is) but Mike really thought his friends wanted to see this? Note to all of my Fb friends; I DO NOT WANT TO SEE THIS OR YOUR WIFE’S PREGNANT BELLY. LET’S JUST KEEP IT TO BATHROOM DUCK LIPS PICS OKAY?

  21. So, Ashley turns out to be a budding porno star and tramp. Who knew?

  22. Nobody finds the last one a little disturbing, on account that she looks about 15 years younger? Not like 2 is any better, do you seriously have to caress you woman’s crusty asshole in public?

    Oh, almost forgot, I wouldn’t mind holding them for Ashley either

  23. Emily, that black guy better be kidding!

  24. Grammar Police

    This proves (to me at least) that some people have zero shame.

    And SeeBea, I can’t wait to see her in action in a few years. I have a feeling she’ll be a star! But seriously though, if I were the mom I would be kinda pissed off. It seemed like her mom didn’t even care.

  25. Bloody hell, tough crowd in here.

    A bit of boob grabbing going on, wow, hang your head in shame Ashley, and Paul Rudd look alike.

    And as for you mother Marlene, go directly to jail, do NOT pass go, and do NOT collect $200.


  26. Nothin’ wrong feelin’ up your girl’s boobies or for that matter any girl who will let you. What’s wrong is taking pics and posting them on Facebook.
    That said, if I were Ashley’s Dad and I saw this. Ashley would not the be the one I’d be “talking” to.

    I still want to toss over the last one or maybe I just want to toss off.

  27. Hello, summer, good place for shopping, fashion, sexy, personality, maturity, from here to begin. Are you ready? shoes,and,handbags,t-shirts,BIKINI..ect/… thanks… COME../

  28. Hello, summer, good place for shopping, fashion, sexy, personality, maturity, from here to begin. Are you ready? shoes,and,handbags,t-shirts,BIKINI..ect/… thanks… COME../

  29. Hello Summer, hello faddah
    Here I am at, Camp Granada.
    Camp is very, entertaining
    And they say we’ll have some fun, if it stops raining.

    I went hiking, with Joe Spivy
    He developed… poison ivy
    If only there was, a web-based clothes store
    That sold rain gear, or help with an ivy sore.

    Well look no further, as I have found one!
    It has personality and maturity, just for you son!
    There are even, some bikinis
    And some festive, Ha-wai-in tees.

    What’s the website? Is that what you ask?
    Well let me find it, it’s not a big task.
    I know this girl, her name is sara_one_one_zero,
    Ask her about it, she’s “in the know-oh”.

  30. Bravo mcowles, bravo!

    And yeah wordpervert, you’re right, it’s not bad. I just find all the other pictures strange as hell.

  31. lol

  32. CommentsAtLarge

    mcowles, I both praise and condemn you. Praise for the hilarity you have provided and condemn for the fact that I will now have “Hello Muddah, Hello Fadduh” in my head all day. Praise still outweighs the condemn though…

  33. ashley and marlene = ewe, that kind of conversation is so wrong.

  34. wtf, they are all so wrong. gross: smelt his finger

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