Mystic Meg says “There will be changes coming up in your future… at some point. A big change, or just a little one… ya know, something will happen. And if nothing happens, then THAT’S the change I’m talking about, since stuff usually happens.”
Holy Fuck… that’s exactly right!
I hate Josh… He was unoriginal and unfunny. He should’ve at least elaborated. Something like “Did you finally order that magnifying glass to hunt down your tiny dick?”
yeah thats not really funny doesnt really take comedic genius to write “your penis” after pretty much any sentence for it to somehow make sense… it just aint funny
“I hate Josh… He was unoriginal and unfunny. He should’ve at least elaborated. Something like “Did you finally order that magnifying glass to hunt down your tiny dick?”
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yeah thats not really funny doesnt really take comedic genius to write “your penis” after pretty much any sentence for it to somehow make sense… it just aint funny”
haha! that’s pretty funny. it’s pretty expected too.
Josh isn’t that funny.
now that app being there, with that picture, is
Lamebook lame.
That fortune is pretty unspecific, even for the horoscope/fortune cookie genre.
Josh aint joking. When I found mine I was so happy!
Mystic Meg says “There will be changes coming up in your future… at some point. A big change, or just a little one… ya know, something will happen. And if nothing happens, then THAT’S the change I’m talking about, since stuff usually happens.”
Holy Fuck… that’s exactly right!
I hate Josh… He was unoriginal and unfunny. He should’ve at least elaborated. Something like “Did you finally order that magnifying glass to hunt down your tiny dick?”
yeah thats not really funny doesnt really take comedic genius to write “your penis” after pretty much any sentence for it to somehow make sense… it just aint funny
I’ll be the bad guy and say it: “that’s what she said.”
that is such a classic penis joke, where the foundations of all internet comedy was built.. and it should be rightfully respected
*were built.. I think
Huh! Actually, that was exactly what I meant. That’s pretty funny!
Moderately amusing chronicle of Megfail: http://www.5318008.co.uk/mysticmeg/
Boz, NO!
@ LOLJOKES your penis is funny
“I hate Josh… He was unoriginal and unfunny. He should’ve at least elaborated. Something like “Did you finally order that magnifying glass to hunt down your tiny dick?”
…
yeah thats not really funny doesnt really take comedic genius to write “your penis” after pretty much any sentence for it to somehow make sense… it just aint funny”
brevity is the soul of wit, dickbats
🙂 My fave dewshes are people who stick it to their friends like this. 🙂
Josh’s comment is funny, but if Matthew is fat then it’s frickin hilarious!
It’s funny in a chuckle amongst your friends sort of way… but nowhere near lamebook worthy.
Matthew will find his precious penis once Josh is ready to take it out of his ass.
“When in doubt, go for the dick joke.”
@jelly ha
Am I the only one who wanted to write ‘your life’ instead?
Yes, you are the only one ‘MelvinCrow’ because that joke sucks.