Monday, April 5, 2010

Deadly Updates

previous post: Wins to Start the Week



  1. I think Heather is a God damn attention whore! Bitch don’t need a mouse in her hand, she needs a cock! Now get on the floor motherfucker!!

  2. Last pic FTW! Way to step it up lamebook.

  3. Seriously Janie,

    There is absolutely nothing wrong with dead carcasses. As a meat lover and one that only eats organic meat, a dead animal is quite natural to me. But guess what, you’re a gigantic fucking dumb ass when you use “the cavemen used to” as an argument! Children under 5 rarely have a concept of death so it is a fucking big deal to hang a lifeless Bambi from your child’s swing set and sharing it with the world on Facebook. Get over yourself and open a book once in a while…
    The idiocy of some people…

  4. JacksSmirkingRevenge

    Heather has ADD.

  5. Doesn’t everyone have a dead deer next to kiddy swing?

  6. damn people…there is nothing wrong with a kid being around a dead deer. Alot of hunters love to have their kids out when they are skinnin a deer. I learned at a very young age how to both field dress(cut out all guts) and skin(remove the skin and cut into different cuts of meat). Seriously, if that grosses you out than thing where that steak that is sitting on your plate comes from…or even that delightful hotdog you might be eating. Getting the food we love might not be the prettiest sight you have seen, but it is quite rewarding to bag your first kill.

  7. I love a good gutting and skinning story in the evening, particularly after a drunken, sleep deprived weekend of debauchery.

    Thanks hazydream, I’m off to bed now to have a hazynightmare.

  8. Wow. It’s not ok to hang dead animals near little kids you retards.

    And also, lol.

  9. logicalphallicy

    @KarlaEU: Your argument is really just as bad as Janie’s. It does not follow that “it is a big deal” just because children under five rarely have any concept of death. I believe it’s good parenting to help your children understand death. They are most likely going to become aware of it on their own anyways.

  10. logicalphallicy


  11. Meh, the deer is morbid, but doesn’t really worry me, other than the fact that it should have been gutted as soon as it was killed.

  12. @littlelolita – they arn’t rednecks….unless they are Hispanic rednecks…

  13. @lcatfish – I noticed that. It’s supposed to be hung upside down. I always remember that pool of blood under their mouths. Sorry for the visual. That kid has seen deer like that a few times by now, I imagine. And BTW, I’m not at all a redneck – just happen to have friends who hunt. I agree that the pic isn’t very interesting, or lame.

  14. “Mummy what happened to Bambi?”

    “Its OK sweetie, look this way I’m taking a picture for grandma”

  15. @36 and @37…If I were a child, yes that would give me nightmares. You two obviously don’t have children. I have a 2 year old, I know for a fact that seeing a dead Bambi would terrify her. I don’t think it’s healthy parenting to expose a child that young to death. People can do what they do, it offends me when children are involved and I don’t agree with what their doing. Yah. And trust me, I’m a lot classier then hanging dead animals on my daughters swing-set while she plays on it.

    @62 – I don’t care if they’re African American, it’s still redneck culture to take pictures of your babies with dead animals.

    Defend it all you want, a child that young doesn’t need to be watching SAW IV or witnessing Bambi hanging from their swing set being sliced open and drained of all it’s blood. It’s bad parenting. Considering our children act on what they see, and aren’t rational at this age what’s to stop little Jr. from stabbing the dog because he saw daddy doing it. You can’t explain the circle of life to a two year old.

  16. @littlelolita, The child in the picture doesn’t seem too bothered by it. And not every kid sees a deer as “Bambi”. And they aren’t “exposing a child to death” quite like you put it. It’s not like they have the family dog hanging from the tree. Dogs/cats/horses things of that nature are pets. Deer, elk, moose, and such are MEAT, FOOD. There is a difference, and if the child grows up exposed to that way of life, then they will not have nightmares and not think “Oh I’m gonna kill the dog”.

    I guess everyone comes from all different walks of life. But, when a world disaster happens and you can’t just go and get meat from the grocery store anymore, I guess me and my family will have the skills to not go hungry. And we wont be having nightmares about our food, either. lol.

    This has become a fun topic!

  17. @youDONTsay – the child’s eyes are blurred out and she’s definitely not smiling, so really you can’t tell if the child is bothered or not. She doesn’t look happy to me.

    My point is, you can’t explain the difference of what’s food carcass and what’s not to a two year old. I HAVE a very bright two year old. She wouldn’t know what I was talking about.

    It’s not a world disaster, we’re not cavemen, there’s plenty of food to go around. Babies don’t need to watch mammals get cut open and gutted, and bled out and ripped apart.

    Now lets talk politics.

  18. @littlelolita – are you a vegetarian?

    Being a “townie” now living on a farm, I know where you’re coming from – my mother hates the thought of us eating our own sheep, yet she eats meat (and roasts we take up to her when we visit)

    However, I also HAVE two bright boys, who both saw deer, sheep, and cows, hung, gutted, and cut up. As soon as they were old enough to toddle, they were nosy enough to go out to the old mac tree and have a look at what dad was doing (he’s a butcher by trade).

    I encouraged it because they need to know where their food comes from. I always sat with them and explained what was happening – even though the first time I saw it, I could hardly watch.

    Also, side benefit – one of them might be brainy enough to be a surgeon. Think of it as an apprenticeship. BTW: the four-year-old now asks what we are eating – cow or sheep or deer or pig. And yes, concept of death doesn’t sink in, but the concept of food has.

    Yeah, the juxtaposition of the swing and the deer is not that cool, but maybe that’s what was lamebook about it. Our meat hooks hang from the same branch as the kid’s swings, but different ends. Never taken a photo though, guess I wasn’t original enough?

  19. are you fagatron’s really arguing over lamebook? very nice.

  20. Jesus! I thought that was a sculpture untill I looked closer! 😐

  21. Did malteaser just…speak?

    Holy shiz, the universe has just imploded. Oh well. We had a good run.

  22. Geez… you’re right… Malteaser DID just speak… omg… *eyebrows raised*

  23. whaaaaaaaaaaaats with the last one?
    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  24. whaaaaaaaaaaaats with your comment spamming and annoying signature, elixabeth?

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