Monday, November 9, 2009

Dear Diary …


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  1. I disagree, Megs. I think it’s all rhetorical. It still makes sense if you think about it that way. It’s like she’s going over it in her head or talking to herself about it.

  2. split personalities? haha

  3. She had me at cleaver.

  4. Are we supposed to be laughing at an abusive relationship here?

  5. No Wut, we are not. We’re laughing at the fact people now find it ok to publish the details of their most private issues on FACEBOOK. Get off your high horse.

  6. schizo? crazy? She’s in an abusive relationship FFS. She may have been responding to comments we can’t see, or this may have been her cry for help.

    It’s not a case of publishing private details either, seriously. If someone you knew was in an abusive relationship and the only way they could communicate this was through facebook, would you be like “LOL u don’t know how to use fb!”

    This isn’t funny or lame.

  7. Geonardo DiMetrio

    I think a lot of people are missing the funny here. A big part of the humour comes from this girl bitching that her parents are “overprotective,” then casually mentioning that she’d recently moved to a different state to be with a guy who beat her and wouldn’t let her use the phone.

    So presumably her parents rescued her from this abusive relationship and now they’re being really picky about who she goes out with AND SHE CAN’T FIGURE OUT WHY.

    See? Funny. 😀

  8. Thesaurapist 13(F)

    Geonardo FTW!

  9. Agreed, Geonardo FTW. I couldn’t improve on what he wrote. Heck I couldn’t even improve on the smiley face.

  10. @Wut @Michlerish

    I think you are on the wrong site…

  11. Man, if only she “Liked” her own status, then this would be golden.

  12. Well, I agree with Michlerish. If I wanted to laugh at domestic abuse victims, for any reason, I’d go to 4chan, not lamebook.

  13. The person who took this screen shot was probably blocked by the person she was actually talking to, so he couldn’t see the replies. ::facepalm::

  14. @63 actually i have a “friend” who does this all the time, he disabled his wall so only he can write on it and he just writes comment after comment, i’ve submitted some of his best work so hopefully you’ll see it sometime

  15. I’ve been blocked by some douchebag, and I see tons of shit like this for the lone purpose that I can’t see who my friend is talking to.

  16. what did you get blocked for? was it bad?!

  17. @nor’n monkey

    KingNeckbeard was blocked for being a douchebag.

  18. This woman is the reason why women are considered the “weaker” sex…

    Hey sweetie, when you wake up from the coma that he put you in, just remember…he loves you.

    Dumb bitch.

  19. i think this chick is a “friend” of my husband’s…he keeps her as a friend just to read her insane ramblings. and NO she isn’t talking to anyone else….ALL of her posts are like this & YES she likes her own status regularly. this one is pretty tame…she is a total nutbag.

  20. Whats her full name i want her as my friend

  21. This is hardly even English. I can’t understand what she’s saying.

    @ Nikki (69): She seems totally unstable and insane.

  22. Mom?

  23. Crazy women. All they are good for is a wild ride in the sack!

  24. somebody stick a cock in her mouth

  25. Technically the cock would have to be in her hands.

  26. OMG that Deborah chick was SOOO high on meth. I know a tweaker when I see its ramblings. ha!

  27. hmm I think you know a bit too much about meth loser

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