Friday, December 17, 2010

Drama in Farmville

previous post: Read ’em and Weep



  1. first?


  2. Aaaaaawkward sauce.

  3. Talk about conversations that your relatives don’t want to hear (or read).

    I made a joke about me being barren once at a family dinner. There was awkward silence and then roaring laughter, because no one had ever thought to make fun of me for it except for me. Then again, my family is strange.

  4. Raising Arizona – FTW.

  5. Gretchen sounds amazingly fun to be around, doesn’t she?

  6. How is Gretchen getting attitude about him talking about in public when she brought it up in the first place? Boo to you, Gretchen.

  7. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Did someone order the Awkward?

    Anyway FUCK YOU GRETCHEN, you brought it up on a public status so you deal with the repercussions. What a bitch!

  8. Guess we know which of the three sisters is the drama queen. Hey, a total lack of class or public scruples can be entertaining, right?

  9. I’m with lame and Buns.

    As you sow, so shall you reap, Gretchen.

  10. What I got from Gretchen’s comment about the farmer refusing to grow crops was that wasn’t going to have any kids, but have fun trying to make them. The comment from her husband made it personal, and mean. Gretchen didn’t start this. But you know, whatever.

  11. Nope.

    “My farmer hasn’t had luck growing crops” would indicate humor. “Refuses” and “is content to till the field” would be the personal and mean. But, whatever.

  12. Yep.

  13. what are you all on about? so jason refuses to water gretchen’s crops on farmville – it’s not as if it’s real life.

  14. Because it MUST BE TALKED ABOUT! This is Farmville, not world peace Vincent!

  15. @ 13 Just because the title of the post says Farmville doesn’t mean it’s actually about the game. It’s just wordplay since Gretchen brought out the farming metaphors.

  16. Wallace much #15?

    Something tells me that Jason can longer maintain this farm and will have to relocate and seek greener pastures.

  17. Gretchen’s just pissed because she wants her farmer to irrigate more deeply into the field…

  18. What Jason needs to learn about is ‘crop rotation’, the more fields you spread your seed across the more likely you are to raise a bumper crop.

    Alternatively he should just fuck the barren bitch off.

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