#5 How would you know this is from Austarlia? You used the measurment of yards which is clearly a United States measurement. I work a 10 minute street drive from my house and I pass three Subways on my way home. I love Subway too and eat there so much that I switch up which one i go to so I don’t seem like a loser for eating out so often.
I was going to ask what kind of gal let’s a bloke finger her in a sandwich shop, but Beatus already answered me. Apparently this is more common in Australia than I was formerly led to believe.
Who the fuck loves subway?
Classy
Not so much a long story as a long finger. More of a pseudo-haiku.
Ordered the tuna
Wait with her, three knuckles deep
Still smell the tuna.
The best part was that it wasn’t even that long of a story.
Right. That’s why she dumped him. Even though there’s a Subway every 500 yards in most Australian cities and she could easily go to another one.
^ Dunno if I’m missing something here, but who the fuck mentioned Australia?
^ That’s where EVERYONE lives nowadays, didn’t you know? Australians especially love to finger each other at Subway.
#5 How would you know this is from Austarlia? You used the measurment of yards which is clearly a United States measurement. I work a 10 minute street drive from my house and I pass three Subways on my way home. I love Subway too and eat there so much that I switch up which one i go to so I don’t seem like a loser for eating out so often.
judging by the “m8” “fuck sake” and “whats happened” not the United States.
I was going to ask what kind of gal let’s a bloke finger her in a sandwich shop, but Beatus already answered me. Apparently this is more common in Australia than I was formerly led to believe.
What if your debates are all irrelevant because Barry was just too lazy to type “the” before “subway”?
Both times?