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Friday, April 23, 2010

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1. eenerbl April 23rd, 2010 at 12:04 pm

   *such. Crap!

2. slimjayz April 23rd, 2010 at 12:07 pm

   roses are red
   violets are blue
   fingered your vagina
   in, out and slue

3. Emma Royds April 23rd, 2010 at 12:21 pm

   Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ll suck you dry, as soon as i’m through

4. Emma Royds April 23rd, 2010 at 12:23 pm

   Roses are red, violets are blue, I want you naked, please don’t misconstrue

5. Emma Royds April 23rd, 2010 at 12:26 pm

   Roses are red, violets are blue, you play with me, and i’ll play with you (this is a nice kiddy version)

6. slimjayz April 23rd, 2010 at 12:36 pm

   roses are red
   violets are blue
   facefucked her so hard
   she forgot what she knew

7. Emma Royds April 23rd, 2010 at 12:37 pm

   This is from my alter ego, Emil:

   Roses are red, violets are blue, i’ve got a big cock and i’ll split you in two

   Roses are red, violets are blue, the sooner you bend, the faster I shoot

   Roses are red, violets are blue, you scream like it hurts when i’m pounding you

   Roses are red, violets are blue, vagina vagina vagina i’m through.

8. slimjayz April 23rd, 2010 at 12:39 pm

   roses are red
   violets are blue
   gargle my cum
   and swallow it too

9. cinderellie April 23rd, 2010 at 3:14 pm

   British Hobo cracks me up more than the pages!

10. virgo79 April 23rd, 2010 at 3:19 pm

    i’m loving these poems. you guys are very clever. if my brain was functioning today, i might be able to come up with one too but alas my dirty mind seemed to have gone on vacation. wtf

11. uoykcuf April 23rd, 2010 at 3:48 pm

    Roses are red violets are blue, heard your a good fuck,lets see if it’s true.

    roses are red violets are blue, use plenty of lube, oh shit! no that’s glue.

12. MonkeyCMonkeyDo April 23rd, 2010 at 4:39 pm

    ehheheheheh at uoy…

    btw.. I JUST figured out what your username is… slow today..

13. slippyslappy April 23rd, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    “taking the n out of fampire fangs” hahaha

14. slippyslappy April 23rd, 2010 at 4:42 pm

    *vampire.

15. Disdain April 23rd, 2010 at 4:57 pm

    I dunno whats worse, the fans of twilight or the haters. They all just need to take a deep breath and let Twilight die its natural death. I think everyone is ready to move on.

16. Spanka April 23rd, 2010 at 5:07 pm

    Roses are red
    My dick is blue
    If you weren’t so fridget
    I’d fuck you.

17. TipDipTease April 23rd, 2010 at 5:41 pm

    Adoration @ the LotR and scatological references.

18. slippyslappy April 23rd, 2010 at 8:10 pm

    eh, I like Twilight. I know its lame assed shit but its still entertaining.

19. Disdain April 23rd, 2010 at 8:48 pm

    I enjoyed it too, it’s like a sparkly twinky. No value and it’s bad for you, but oh can’t get enough of that vampire baseball, and love that causes suicide marathons. It’s like PWP except without the first P.

20. Andythrax April 23rd, 2010 at 9:53 pm

    Roses are Red,
    Violets are Blue,
    I’ll fuck you with a rake you stupid bitch….

    And Justin Bieber Volcano is a sickipedia joke,,, again…

21. Milo April 24th, 2010 at 7:10 am

    Are these weekly things gonna stop being FANtastic Friday since facebook has abolished the whole fan thing? LIKEtastic Friday just sounds stupid

22. malteaser April 25th, 2010 at 5:00 am

    LOL!

23. BNortyBNoggin April 25th, 2010 at 2:22 pm

    Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    Two Girls, One cup
    Let’s do it too

24. HeSaidWhat April 25th, 2010 at 3:01 pm

    I couldn’t help myself, I had to join that last one.

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