Wednesday, June 30, 2010

Farmville Follies

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  1. yay for yoink!
    really, everything he says makes sense and isn’t stupid, he just spells like he talks.
    i dig it.
    dan eat a dick.

  2. ohbabybaby – You’d like to watch me “eat a dick” I’m sure. However, I must decline your offer, as I prefer not to have my soul suffer in eternal damnation

  3. CommentsAtLarge

    If Dan eats a dick, is it cannibalism?

  4. not unless the dick is Spencer Pratt.

  5. CommentsAtLarge


    Calling that guy a dick is an insult to dicks.

  6. Good point. Shall we downgrade to a cast member of Jersey Shore, or is that still going a bit too far?

  7. CommentsAtLarge

    Nah, spray paint him orange and he’ll fit right in.

  8. ok, I hereby edit Comment No. 54 to read “not unless the dick is The Situation”

  9. CommentsAtLarge

    I second that, motion passes. Welcome to the Jersey Shore Dan.

  10. Here’s your complimentary bottle of hair gel, and the tanning booths are down the hall, third door on the left. Just be sure to get in before midnight when that 10% tax goes into effect.

  11. yoink, you are my all time favorite Lamebook poster.
    dan_fargis you are my least favorite.

  12. Eric = win + fail

  13. haha dan I knew you were a troll!!! 😀

  14. Ok, @dan_fargis
    I’ve been going back through the archives, and you seem incapable of saying anything that isn’t senseless, tasteless, stupid or just plain inconceivably idiotic. And as such, I have taken it upon myself to make this account and try to remedy the few that I can stand reading without vomiting. Beginning here.
    Grow the hell up! What is wrong with you?
    “fat chicks shouldn’t breed and pass on their fat genes.” What? So you’re not going to hell eh? You take a very liberal view on who or what is going to be in ‘eternal damnation’. Who gets to decide? You or God? Because if it’s not you, then I’d be a touch worried if I were you.

    “the only reason to lay a fat girl is if she’s a training lay. but even then….”
    I have a question for you. If there like some switch you throw that changes you from a bible-bashing, beatified, righteous jerk into a degenerate, wanton, absolute tool?
    So much for avoiding Hell. If you feel so strongly that there is one.
    Hebrews 13:4 God will surely judge people who are immoral and those who commit adultery.
    1 Thess 4:3 God wants you to be holy and completely free from sexual immorality
    1 Corinthians 6:18 Flee fornication. Every sin that a man doeth is without the body; but he that committeth fornication sinneth against his own body.
    And of course, ‘Do not commit adultery’.
    I could literally go on for about a week, there are quotes left right and centre about having sex before marriage, and with people you’re not married to… and you’re talking about practicing on other people? What the hell?

    And you’re one to talk about spelling and grammar, if Jesus is God, then doesn’t He at least deserve a capital letter for Lord and Saviour? And try capitals at the beginning of sentences. I could sift for hours through the mire of your posts and fill volumes with your own errors, so perhaps best to take the plank out of your own eye before taking the speck out of your brother’s eh?

    And what’s with the creepy double entendres? And no, its a bit late to claim an interest in woodworking, not with posts like that. If you’re going to use double entendres, at least be classy about them, don’t talk about cutting the tips of logs. Wow.

  15. @dansatool

    Are you kidding me? You’re saying you’ve been reading dan_fargis’s posts for awhile now, and you STILL think this is him? I’m not one hundred percent positive, but it appears obvious that this is someone else with the same name. The grammer mistakes, the lack of political spewage, not one quote from the bible?? This is NOT the dan_fargis we all know and laugh it. It’s just a shame that these were the comments that broke the proverbial back for you. 🙁

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