Monday, June 14, 2010

Fun with Words

previous post: Snappy Snaps



  1. Irvin?

  2. I happen to like brussel whores.

  3. I have nothing to say about this post, but to any Germans commenting on here, thanks for the football lesson yesterday. As an Aussie, it was excruciating to watch.

  4. I eat brussel whores everyday at dinner. I thought everyone did!

  5. I’m impressed that Fondue even knew what “doum” was supposed to mean

  6. What’s funny about Brooke’s? Am I missing something here?

  7. I kind of hate how Shivam has to mention that they went to a “Mexican bakery.” As if that had anything to do with the spelling mistake.

    It was the cake decorators fail, not the fact that they were Mexican. Also it would be super easy to fix that mistake.

    Also, I hate a chip today.

  8. I am by far a crackhead? What? Does she mean she is far from being a crackhead? Otherwise, it sounds like she’s saying that she IS a crackhead. Great way to lose weight if you don’t mind destroying your skin and teeth.

  9. krasivaya_devushka



    I think Brooke meant to say “I’m far from a crackhead”.

    @ wordpervert – Im not German, but knowing how good they are, I knew they could easily win.
    I just wasn’t expecting it to be 4:0; you guys just seemed to be lost. Better luck next time. 😀

  10. krasi, we were up against it from the start. The wrong team was fielded for a start, and it was all downhill from there. We did not deserve that red card, but that just capped off a woeful situation. Ghana next. Shit. It’s going to take more than luck, but thanks anyway.

  11. Fondue? Really, her name is Fondue?

    Aside from that, I did laugh at Brussel whores. Funny stuff.

    I watched the German v. Australian match yesterday in the city center. I was rooting for Australia along with 2 or 3 other people in a sea of Germans. I was severely punished for that, but it was well worth it to piss off a few Germans. Best of luck against Ghana.

  12. Yes Fondue. It’s, umm, French.

  13. As an Englishman I was rooting for Australia for obvious reasons so it was dissapointing to see them lose 4-0. Germany played well, unfortunately.

  14. disappointing*

  15. @heisenberg

    Yep, French for melted. Great name.

  16. Poor Fondue. I used to get called that a lot before I got married but it was on account of my last name, not my first. It was Fonde.

  17. Something tells me I’m going to regret that last comment . . .

  18. How did Irvin manage to…somewhat become correct in terms of grammar and spelling in the last portion of his status…and then go right back douchebag/annoying buttwipe?

    I would remove him from my friends in a heartbeat.

    (Go U.S.A!)

  19. Henceforth itsyounotme shall be known itsfonduenotme :-p

  20. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Shivam is a prick.

    I like Mandy.

  21. krasivaya_devushka

    I agree with you that you didn’t deserve the red card. That was totally unnecessary, but sometimes, the refs are just assholes.

  22. Is it just me or is James wrong on calling that thread ironic, I mean either Irvin did it on purpose or it was a coincidence. He even admitted he was dumb which would rule out the opposing portion of the irony, right??

  23. Just realized an epic fail: the James in the second & third are the same guy which means he totally sent in his own posts, what a twat.

  24. I ate a chip.

  25. CommentsAtLarge

    itsfonduenotme – fricken hilarious

    I would love to add some witty comment about the World Cup, but I have yet to watch any of it. For some reason I can never figure out what time the games are on or what channel. It’s not as widely covered in the US; at least not in the L.A. area (apparently around here, the Lakers are the only sports team in existence). I get all confused like a chimp with a t.v. remote and end up missing the games.

  26. YorkshirebornNBread

    Brussel Whores sounds right, that explains why I always disliked eating them! and seriously, what is happening with the world cup? 4 nil to Germany? 1 nil to Japan? I blame the dodgy balls..

  27. Shivam needs to post that to cakewrecks! But yeah, why did it have to be a “Mexican Bakery?” I don’t think he took any Diversity Studies courses..

  28. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Rob Green can’t really be blamed for that blunder. As the ball left an American foot, it was probably covered in oil. OH IT’S ON!!

  29. He mentioned it was “Mexican” because the mistake was made when the meaning of his descoration was lost in translation. If it had been a bakery run by Polish speakers who made the mistake, he would have said “a Polish bakery.” Seriously, stop trying to troll everything into a racist debacle.

  30. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    The balls are always dodgy to the losers of the game … and yes my country lost too, but not as bad as Aus (what an ass whooping)

  31. YorkshirebornNBread

    @ Dukey, I understand the comment, but with an eye to the future I’m telling you the dodgy balls will be the reason we end up out…

    @ Comments.. even if you were watching it here in GB, you’d have still missed the Stevie G goal…our HD channel decided to show an advert for Hyundai at precisely the point where he scored against the USA.

  32. How can you eat just one chip anyway?

  33. krasivaya_devushka


    I’m in the U.S. and I am able to watch every game. They do have them on ESPN and sometimes ABC. You can just type in FIFA in Google search and it’s going to list you all the scores up until now and also what matches are upcoming.

    If you can’t watch on TV, you can always watch them for free on if your Internet service provider is one of their affiliates like Mediacom.

  34. I love how Jimi is all into “wiping out homophobia”, and proceeds to call straight people “breeders”. Well, “breaders”, but whatever.

    I don’t know, kind of kills it for me.

  35. Brussel whores? I don’t know, it’s just too many layers for me. It’s like raping a vegetable hobo. When I use produce to supplant my sexual desires, I just stab a tomato with a carrot.

  36. Hmm… Now I’MSA in the mood for Fondue

  37. PeanutButtercup

    I heart you Soup

  38. omg! Fondue cracked me up and I hope that is his real name 😀

  39. Fondue. Heh heh.

  40. @ cabbitch
    Post made me laugh.

  41. CommentsAtLarge


    Had the same happen when a game on DVR gets cut off before overtime ends and I miss how it turns out – both cases suck. Was it at least the Hyundai commercial that has the Catholic Church all peeved? If it were, at least you can say you saw that before it gets pulled off the air.


    Must just be missing them I guess; thanks for the info though!

  42. Holy freakin shit.. is that kid’s name SERIOUSLY Fondue?! I damn sure hope so… that will be the funniest thing I have heard all week!

  43. I Love Dumb Bastards

    @Stam … James is a very common name. If you look at the censored images, you’ll see they don’t even look the same (even when scrambled.) You might want to pay attention to these kind of little things before failing to call someone out. It just makes YOU look like the “twat.”

    P.S. I love you.

  44. I know it’s already been said, but Fondue? Really? I think I would’ve shot myself if that had been my name growing up.

    And lol@ “cabbitch.” Awesome. 😀

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