Wednesday, March 27, 2019

Gift Of Confusion

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  1. The Beast Among Us

    What she says: “Let’s not get each other gifts this year. Let’s just enjoy our time together.”

    What it really means: “I’m not getting YOU a gift, and to make sure you don’t pay any attention to this fact, I’m going to be upset whether you get me a gift or not. If you DO get me a gift, you’re a disobedient man who is not faithful to the promises we made together. If you DON’T get me a gift, you’re a thoughtless bastard that doesn’t really love me. This way, the focus is on YOU and not me.”

  2. Fucking women. Absolutely done with them

  3. Jerking off trumps any woman. Your hand never wants anything and doesn’t play childish games. (unless it’s Pictunairy)

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