Thursday, April 1, 2010

Gone with the Wins

previous post: A Body of Class



  1. Monique, you’re gonna need all the donations of money you can get.

    Your spelling tells me you’re unemployable.

  2. How is the special ed one funny…?

  3. That Xavier guy wasn’t that funny.

  4. Anne knows what she’s talking about!

  5. Monique, quoting the Sugababes does not make you cool.
    It makes me a geek for recognising their lyrics.

  6. Actually Monique, I’ve got a job for you.

    I’ll allocate the part of my day that involve the removal of smegma from dirty old male patients.
    No special spelling skills required, so you’re good.

  7. I’ve heard many variations of the first one, it’s kind of old.

    Glad to see we’re reverting back to third grade humor in the second one.

    The third one was the only remotely funny one.

    OMG OMG OMG shut up.

    The fourth and fifth were eh.

  8. omg lol omg lol omg I may be getting a minivan for the wife… i have giant balls so hopefully i only have to spend one of them

  9. @slimjayz: i think if it is for your wife your balls aren’t on the line.

  10. slim, if it’s the wife driving it, I can live with that, cos the thought of you driving such a thing would kill my lust for you.

  11. if xavier could’ve kept the “lol omg”s to himself it would’ve been way better. too bad he’s obviously a douche bag.

    and slim i’d vote for you to keep your balls as long as she drives it around and you only drive when the whole family is in there.

  12. I agree with sunnyb. Definitely got tired of that joke by the end of elementary school. I actually read it the first time in a little mean kid voice

  13. I can barely spell today, so all I’ll say is this:

    Fucking eh.

  14. Today’s ignorant ‘surely not a name’ name is Danyele.

    Surely not.

  15. CommentsAtLarge

    Juvenile as it may be, I see no more appropriate response for the “bitch i’m special” comment. That sort of post deserves nothing thought out or creative. Since you can’t slap someone in the back of the head through FB, going all third-grade will have to suffice.

  16. @CommentsAtLarge singing special needs to the tune of Let It Be is classic, we used to do that at school.
    How do you denote singing over facebook?

  17. only one worth a comment is #3… dcrearview says…. Anne knows what she’s talking about.

    I’m also wondering what the hell wordpervert does that she can allocate THAT part of her job to Monique?!?!

  18. @ Word
    What if I put flames on the side?

    @ random
    I’m going to guess nurse in an assisted living center

  19. @slim….yeah….. I read the previous post after this … word IS a nurse.

  20. ♫When you were young and your heart was an open book
    You used to say live and let live
    *you know you did, you know you did, you know you did*
    But in this ever changing world in which we live in
    Makes you give in and cry
    Say leonardmustdie♫

  21. Chewbacca shagger

    @ dcrearview, If you have a wife your balls are always on the line.

  22. slim, still no.

    And also it’s a no to assisted living nursing, many old men who have heart attacks have a smegma problem as well.

  23. I’ve taken care of men’s hearts for most of my nursing career.

    The Cardiology speciality has an ever revolving door… I break them, I help fix them again, and I break them again, and on it goes.

    I’ll never be out of work.

  24. OMG OMG OMG OMG, first time comment long time listener. So I feel as I know you regulars quite well, but why in heck does Soup get a blue name?? Also, I’m quite sure I’ve sent in better crap than these posts. Lametty lame lame lame.

  25. uhm, not to be a debbie downer, but you don’t “listen” to these; you READ them(:

  26. Brian FTW!

  27. I’ll take the bible.
    Scott’s is surely frape.

  28. usernamekatie,

    Soup is hyperlinked, I’m hypersexed.

  29. Only the coolest of the cool get blue names…
    No really people’s blue names are links to their blogs, websites etc.
    Although Soup’s seems to just be a link to…hmmm

  30. CommentsAtLarge


    Do like Soup and use the notes, or else go low tech and simply preface your verse with ::singing::

    and Soup FTW.

  31. Scott is Frodo.

  32. how do you make the music notes?

  33. Just put your lips together and blow.

  34. ha ha, you so witty wordpervert.
    I clicked soups hyperlink…not sure it actually works?

  35. Its the fucking Beatles

    @ 32. Yeah as witty as a dose of clap.

    Anne sounds like a withered, bitter old bitch.

    Vinh. Old. So old infact cavemen were grunting that shit.

    Brian you’re a twat. Real men don’t insult women like that. Maybe you’re also bitter. Because you have HIV given to you while you were inseminating that AIDS infected monkey that found you lurking in your bedroom closet. You wouldn’t come out, so it came in for you.

  36. CommentsAtLarge

    @ Beatles

    You say “real men don’t insult women like that” in a post you started off by insulting a woman. Perhaps this was sarcasm and I missed it (in which case forgive me, it’s been a long week). If this was unintentional, then FAIL. Take heart though, you can always talk it over with Anne; we’ll even book you a table, look for it under “bitter, party of 2”.

  37. LOLOL. Commentsatlarge > Its the fucking Beatles. My guess is he just needed something to rag on everyone in this post for, so he resulted in hypocricy.

  38. lol

  39. Katie we have been through this before. Soup holds his breath a lot. That is why whenever we hear from him, it’s usually a bunch of hot air and from left field.

  40. @ Comments: FTW!

  41. rofl.
    -God’s investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  42. @ elixabeth, you should still get lost.

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