It would have been funnier if this were real but I just don’t find the fake FB things that funny.
And wandr…. are you serious? She was a girl who was born blind and deaf and Annie Sullivan was her teacher lady thingamabob. There are a lot of great Helen Keller jokes though.
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? …. Neither did she.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? …. You’d run away too if your name was ADSHFOWEUFHGFG.
@ Lulz – English not being my first language and Hellen Keller not having been part of the school curriculum (or if she ever was, I failed to notice), I have to thank lamebook for introducing her to me.
But the jokes do make more sense now
The only problem with Helen Keller jokes like that one is the fact that she wrote a whole bunch of books. You guys, she’d know how to use a keyboard. Unless as the picture suggests, we’re talking very young Helen Keller, in which case, okay, I guess…
first? now way!
Also, this post is frodo.
It would’ve been funnier if Annie Sullivan hadn’t waited 119 years to reply.
I should research this Hellen Keller so I can get all the jokes… Maybe when I get really incredibly mind-blowingly bored
It would have been funnier if this were real but I just don’t find the fake FB things that funny.
And wandr…. are you serious? She was a girl who was born blind and deaf and Annie Sullivan was her teacher lady thingamabob. There are a lot of great Helen Keller jokes though.
Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? …. Neither did she.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away? …. You’d run away too if your name was ADSHFOWEUFHGFG.
And the best one:
Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.
why was helen keller’s leg always yellow?
cause her dog was blind too…
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They would rearrange the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her?
They left the plunger in the toilet!
@ Lulz – English not being my first language and Hellen Keller not having been part of the school curriculum (or if she ever was, I failed to notice), I have to thank lamebook for introducing her to me.
But the jokes do make more sense now
I agree with #3, if you’re gonna fake the post at least match the timestamps.
Lulz I hadn’t heard the masturbation one before. It’s so wrong in an absolutely hilarious way.
Why can’t Hellen Keller drive?
because she was blind and deaf?
Nope, because she was a woman.
this isn’t funny, but helen keller jokes are. the masturbation one is classic!
why were helen keller’s hands purple?
’cause she heard it through the grapevine.
@hpcan
Helen Keller could drive, dammit. One hand on the wheel, the other on the road…
The only problem with Helen Keller jokes like that one is the fact that she wrote a whole bunch of books. You guys, she’d know how to use a keyboard. Unless as the picture suggests, we’re talking very young Helen Keller, in which case, okay, I guess…
Maybe Helen Keller jokes would be funny if I was twelve years old. None of these were funny. They’re too weak.
“Why did Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
So she could moan with the other.”
I don’t get this one. If she was just blind and deaf I can’t see how that would prevent her from moaning just like everybode else?
@kattvalp
Maybe she does some dirty talk, as well.