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Lamester Review:
It’s not uncommon that many of us forget what the “www” stands for at the beginning of a web address. To refresh your memory it means, “World Wide Web”. That’s right. The Internet is accessible WORLD WIDE. To the far reaches of our beloved planet, the Internet has sunk its claws deep into any patch of land it finds. And here, it has found Jasmine. Most likely, you and I will never run into Jasmine. Her exact location probably could not be discovered even by Google Earth. You see, she lives in a world that fantasies are made of. In fact, if you were to peruse her friends list on Facebook, you’d find that they are all animals. Yes, she lives with Mr. Cat. She takes a daily stroll with Mrs. Wolf and she buys groceries from Mr. Cow. To post on Facebook that someone has tried to steal her baby egg, may in fact seem lame to readers like you and I. But for Jasmine, it’s just another day spending time on her social networking.
editors: “you and me” not “you and I”
It appalls me to realize that there are people as dimwitted as this in the world.
I love that there’s an Egg Genie ad in this page
Jasmine, you’re my new hero. I laughed my ass off!
Ladies and gentleman, this is what happens when you have a IQ of 54..
I actually felt MY brain melt reading this, and my tongue dropped off as I was repeating this back to my sister…How do these people pass the 2nd grade?
It’s probably a kangaroo she’s talking to. The empty pouch makes sense. Thus, the stolen egg.
I’m surprised her parents could spell “Jasmine” correctly.
Yall retards, she’s typing phonetic Jamaican English. Read it in an Aunt Cleo voice. Who talks like this? Just about every person in Jamaica.
my brain hurts…
*south park ftw!
I KNOW!!! that’s what i said when i tried reading what she wrote! this is totslly a different language! :S
They are roommates. Jasmine was going to make her breakfast, she remembered that the light bulb in the light above the stove was out. She left to get a replacement bulb. When she returned her roommate was eating poached eggs and Jasmine’s eggs were gone. Jasmine knows the only eggs in the refrigerator were her’s, as her roommate was out of eggs. Her roommate told her that the lamp she has on her desk is an artifact found in an ancient cave. Jasmine knows that it’s just a regular lamp.
@E-Beth – love it! FTW
“Her roommate told her that the lamp she has on her desk is an artifact found in an ancient cave. Jasmine knows that it’s just a regular lamp.”
I think she’s joking about a video game?