Wednesday, March 10, 2010


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  1. But not really angry.

  2. Am I the only one who pictured a “Highlander” style battle between Corey Feldman and Corey Haim? Too Bad it was just an overdose.
    “But one led to two, two led to four, four led to eight, until at the end it was about 85 a day – the doctors could not believe I was taking that much. And that was just the valium – I’m not talking about the other pills I went through.” – Corey Haim.

    RIP Corey, the vampires of the world may be laughing, but I’m not.

  3. I'm Canadian Also

    I’m not a fan of grammar police, but did anyone else get irritated by Brennan using “whom”? I don’t mind when people use it the wrong way and fall back on “who”, it’s a common mistake, but when people try to sound smart by saying “whom” when it’s incorrect piss me off.

  4. @British Hobo – I’ve got a solution to your issues over the media heralding dead celebrities… Don’t watch the media. It’s a little known fact that the mass media is for idiots; Screw Ms. What’s-her-face-looks-like-a-cat on Fox news and Wolfie Blitzenstein on CNN, they are all douches. Celebrity deaths are irrelevant, hell my death is going to be irrelevant. 30-50 years from now no one is going to give two shits about Brittany Murphy or Corey Haim, the agronomist on the other hand will live on in historical relevance. So who’s the real winner here? Clearly it’s no one because we are all immaterial.

  5. I took note of Brittney’s & Corey’s deaths. Why? They’re in my age bracket. I grew up with the Corey x2 movies. I enjoyed Clueless as the piece of fluffy happiness it was, b/c when it came out, I needed something to let my brain relax during finals LOL

    Yes, the deaths were unnatural, still bugs me to an extent that someone “my age” died. Did I freak out on FB about it? Nope. Why? I’m not 12. My world doesn’t screech to a halt because a celebrity I never met dies. But I am also not a jealous prick that celebrates a death of a celeb and spits on their grave. They may not have meant something to you, but they did to their family.

  6. Back before internet porn was readily available, Corey Haim starred in a wonderful little film called Blown Away, along with a Charles in Charge era Nicole Eggert. I will always be grateful for the masturbatory opportunities this movie afforded my younger self.

  7. Corey Feldman was the one in the Goonies. Both Coreys were in the Lost Boys. Jesus.

  8. @Stam: I try, but since the media’s fucking everywhere these days, and the places it isn’t are filled with the sort of twat who laps that shit right up and won’t shut up about it, the only way I can possibly avoid it is by hiding under a mattress in the bath.
    And if I did that, how would I infuriate myself over nothing on Lamebook?

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    I’m sure there’s an app for your iPhone for that…

  10. Corey Haim died? This rock that I live under, is big.

  11. @BritishHobo
    Good point about the mattress and bath, I’d avoid that too. I, on the other hand, don’t have a tv and life has been great without it. I can watch what I want online without the junk. On an unrelated note, I just visited my mother-in-law (she watches Fox a lot…) and Hannity has a moon face. It’s seriously in the shape of a crescent moon. Take note.

  12. I don’t see what is really lame about someone dying, famous or not. I’ve also never heard about him, but I find it ‘lamer’ discussing if it’s worth mourning someone or not depending if they’re famous or not…lame

  13. All of you are disgusting. My friend told me this website was funny as hell. Really? Ugh. Maybe God will come sooner than later and wipe the world clean of sh** like you sickos. GROOOSSSSSSS! This is such a crap website. So much hate…it’s nauseating. Peace out creepies.

  14. ^^^ THANKS XXXX

    P.S. If you see god, tell him he’s a c*nt

  15. So, ummmm….when did Corey Haim die? I guess it wasn’t big news here in the UK?

  16. First of all I found the depiction (not sure if it’s correct use of the word, but you get point) of the wrong Corey extremely confusing.

    And @61acagedcat25
    “All of you are disgusting. My friend told me this website was funny as hell. Really? Ugh. Maybe God will come sooner than later and wipe the world clean of sh** like you sickos. GROOOSSSSSSS! This is such a crap website. So much hate…” Ahahahaaa 😀 Thanks for contributing. You fit right in.

  17. I learnt something from lamebook today. There’s a first.

  18. It’s sort of surreal to be finding out that someone famous (well, semi-famous outside the US) died through a Lamebook post.

  19. I had a tasteless joke courtesy of Doug Stanhope:

    “Guess I can finally tell the difference between Corey Feldmann and Corey Haim. Haim’s the one that’s decomposing.”

  20. lol @19

  21. I’m sure the girl (I’m assuming it was a girl) who posted the picutre would have been incredibly embarrassed to find out she had the wrong guy, especially given the caption.

  22. Kahlan – that’s part of the joke… It’s been done so many times for many dead celebrities including Anna Nicole Smith (with a picture of Britney Spears and a caption saying GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCESS).

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