Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Handy Posts!

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  1. STEVER!

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Wow Craig must have been really great at giving the shocker if they put it on his damn epitaph.

  3. I wonder if Craig new that ‘the shocker’ is what he’d be remembered for…


  4. Hope that isn’t a head nod to how he died. What a shocking way to go! Maybe his partner was Edward Scissorhands!

  5. Ugh. I bet Colette is one of those stupid bitches who rarely wants to have sex then objects when her boyfriend has a wank. I hate girls like that.

  6. If she wanted a ride she shoulda gave him a Dome!

  7. I can’t tell if the break up was due to porn, or if the porn was due to the break up and she hung around awkwardly for that part…

  8. I don’t understand the last pic. What does that gesture mean?

  9. @Bone
    It’s “The Shocker”. 2 in the pink, 1 in the stink.

    If you need more explanation, Urban Dictionary that shit.

  10. Ah, I was going to Google it. thanks to Bone for asking and lex for explaining – saves me the bother. Good ol Lamebook – I’m always learning.

  11. I totally need to find out which street gang has “the shocker” as one of it’s hand signs.

  12. @genitalisman

    Check out the University of Houston hand gesture – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/University_of_Houston#The_Cougar_Paw

  13. He couldn’t drive you home Colette, he was busy. Next time, lend a hand and speed things up so you don’t have to walk.

  14. Living in San Francisco, I drive past that place-“Hand Job”- every day. Each time I crack up.

  15. I want to know if they broke up before or after the porn/jacking off… It would be best if it was during. “Oh god, I’m gonna cum, by the way Collette you’re dumped..”

  16. @16.. in the “pitchfork” hand gesture, there is a space between the middle and index figure, in the above photo, there is not…

  17. Is there any other way to do it collete?

  18. If you’re in to the kinky star trek scene, you can always try out the spocker:)

  19. It also happens to be a hand signal for the fraternity Kappa Delta Rho, my brother is in that gay shit

  20. If I was jacking off and watching porn at two a.m. with my girlfriend, I’d expect her to help me out a little. If not, the bitch walks home. And gets dumped.

    Haha! Kidding. I’d just rape her.

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