Wednesday, June 16, 2010


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  1. Ughh. Why would you be proud of that?

  2. Spencer obviously thinks that revenge is best served warm.

  3. I don’t know if it’s worse that Spencer is a disgusting person, or that he’s proud of it.

  4. “who gives a fuck if i’m not 10 years old” … Well, Spencer, you’re right, you aren’t 10. You’re three.

  5. CommentsAtLarge

    You may know Spencer by his villanous alter-ego, the Brown Bomber.

  6. You know, I have to respect his chutzpah, but I don’t know that I approve of the action.

  7. You can get the smiley face pancake if you order something else with it. And have boobs.

  8. They should have given him a kids menu pancake. After all, he acted like a (spoiled) kid.

  9. stareacrossthisocean

    How the fuck do you take a shit in the shape of a smiley face? You can’t freehand that. You’ve got to manoeuvre it yourself surely.

  10. stareacrossthisocean

    OR am I taking that too literally. I think so.

  11. @stareacrossthisocean

    That’s exactly what I was thinking! How is this possible? Does he have a laser pointer for an asshole or something?!

  12. this is truly lame. I hate tools that think is cool to use shit to get back at people then are proud of it. I hope he paid with a credit card and the guy/gal that had to clean it up beats his ass.

    If only he could win the next Darwin Award…

  13. I mean, good God, the Smilie pancakes are just pancakes with a Go Gurt and a banana. What a fag.

  14. @stareacrossthisocean
    I’m willing to bet some finger painting was involved.

  15. ugh, asshole.

  16. bry, Hah! A laser pointer for an asshole!

    I truly hope someone on Spencer’s friend list called the local IHOP and gave them his info, and the link to his FB. I would because I’m a bitch like that. Plus, as a teen I had the experience of waiting on assholes like him and now feel the need to punish the Spencers of the world.

  17. They let me order it. I’m thinking somebody lacks my charm.

  18. When he said he taught ihop a lesson and was feeling “relieved” I knew his revenge had something to do with poo.

    Greg is just really dense or trying to set Spencer up for the punch line. How did you teach them a lesson? Wait, HOW DID YOU TEACH THEM A LESSON?! Couldn’t just figure it out on your own?

  19. CommentsAtLarge


    I’m thinking ol’ Spencer does come up lacking in charm; maybe it’s throwing a fit over not ordering off the kiddie menu, maybe it’s his fecal finger painting, either way he’s not the picture of couth and sophistication.

  20. I wish Spencer would get a job as a waiter and have to wait on assholes like himself. Also he touched his own poo just to teach IHop a “lesson”? EW EW EW!!!

  21. If I were Spencer’s Facebook friend, iHop would have his address and contact number.

  22. YorkshirebornNBread

    Too many questions…too much disgust!

  23. Alright, that’s just nasty. I’m with ya ksleeve, that’s what he needs, a taste of his own medicine.

    OK, I was pop-up free for a few hours, now it’s back! ARG!

  24. Yeah, so he probably inconvenienced and grossed out many people whose fault it WASN’T that he didn’t get his damned smiley face pancake, but he was teaching IHOP a “lesson”. Brilliant logic. Maybe he should have been treated like a kid after all.

    He should have gone for the new stack item that has cheesecake tucked into the middle of it and fruit on top. That stuff is awesome. 🙂

  25. …and I’ll just bet he didn’t wash his hands either…

  26. YorkshirebornNBread

    @ snake eyezzz
    no, no, no, no, not a picture I needed

  27. Pedantic Asshole

    I call bullshit. When’s the last time you saw a lid on a public toilet? Regardless, this guy is a douche with an inflated sense of entitlement. Also, get the hell off my lawn.

  28. The next day Spence graduated from middle school.

  29. That’s what I was thinking, Pedantic. The only time that usually seems the case if it’s a small place and they only have one toilet. Which I’m guessing this IHOP probably had more.

  30. Ummm Spencer, would your last name happen to be Pratt?

  31. how the heck do you even poop in the shape of a smiley face? that sounds difficult and messy!

  32. Poo a little to make each eye, then move your ass into a semi-circle for the last part of it. This is, assuming, you know how your bowels are going to react to what food you’ve eaten. It’s not a feat I can say I would be able to do, but it’s not totally implausible. I’m still stuck on the fact that this IHOP supposedly had toilets with seat lids.

  33. fecesbook.

  34. PeanutButtercup

    nasty… and I just ate dinner 🙁

  35. This is such a small thing, but it’s IHOP, not iHop. Steve Jobs didn’t invent the restaurant chain.

  36. I live in the UK where there is no IHOP and even I know that. It does kind of suck that the *International* House of Pancakes only exists in the States though. Here, IHOP is the International House of Prayer. Much less tasty.

  37. krasivaya_devushka

    You guys make me laugh with your comments ha ha : )

  38. I was going to mention that, Kaktus. IHOP is not an Apple product!! >:o

  39. Spencer’s parents must be so proud of him.

  40. Pictures or it never happened, spence.

  41. I’m hoping to go to IHOP on my travels to the USA next month… is it any good? Guess I’ll just stay away from the toilets and try to be nice to anyone who resembles a douchebag in case they squat down and shit everywhere around me.

  42. don’t go to ihop – it’s overpriced and inauthentic. go to waffle house, just check out their health rating first.

  43. I personally dislike the Ihop’s around here. . . service is HORRIBLE. So I find this pretty funny.Reasons? -first time never got waited on. -Second time never ending pancakes, well they never started. -Third time Rude waitress from the halfway house. . .

    I prefer Crackerbarrel (:

  44. Oh my do I hate our Ihop. Last time we went there the waitress ran my husband’s credit card over and over until she drained the account (it’s a card that substitutes for a paycheck every week so it wasn’t that much money, but still). Then she asked for an alternate method of payment. Then when we got home to find we were broke and called the restaurant to bitch, the manager said he would refund the money in 3-5 business days. So I would like to invite Spencer to visit our local Ihop with my compliments to the staff.

  45. waste management

    Wait-staff at IHOP aren’t the ones who have to clean up the nasty shit people leave in the bathrooms. At least they weren’t when I worked at one years ago. It was always the bussers, who’s only interactions with the customers was cleaning up after them, anyway.

    You think it’s funny to play games with your shit? So do toddlers.

  46. Wow, I can really imagine this happening in Judd Apatow’s next movie.

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