Thursday, August 13, 2009

In Your FACE


previous post: Your So Damb Lame



  1. [I like that she bitched somone out, then crouched in the corner for 20 minutes waiting for someone to respond so she could LEAP OUT at them again!]

  2. She’s got a point. I don’t think this is *that* lame.

  3. Why the brackets? Is she doing order of operations?

  4. I think Xavier was messing around. Bad lame.

  5. @Tom. I don’t think he is … she says “be a little more jealous” so I assume she’s calling a dude (in this case, Xavier) a bitch.

  6. Nothing beats saying terrible things about no one in particular, and then having someone volunteer for duty.

  7. this was kinda boring and not fun to read.


  8. I think she is joking at the end.

  9. I wonder if she is talking about a rabbit ?

  10. Terrifying. Somehow this girl’s cold, calculating powers of manipulation manage to harness her blind rage, suppressing it just enough to enable her to be sarcastic AND assign the negative connotation of a word like “pedophile” or “Hitler-lover” to the word “scene-hopping”. How dare this person *violate* Miss Hot Shit with their *betrayal* of her *scene*! She sounds like a real climber. Also, I don’t think I could be any more jealous that she knows males named “Blake” and “Xavier”. Maybe she picked them up the last time her garbage scow drifted off-course and ran ashore on Privilege Island.

  11. I can’t get over the fact that Rachael correctly hyphenated the compound qualifier “scene-hopping” before “bitch”! I haven’t seen that yet on Lamebook. I kinda like her for that. A lot.

  12. @ sarcasticmeow: she correctly hyphenated, but i’m also gonna call shenanigans on that comma. she should have used a semicolon.

    i imagine rachael with hair like this:

    [that scene-hopping bitch probably took her hairstyle, too.]

  13. She’s not an idiot. She also used the correct “too” in the comment.

  14. Conforming to the minimum acceptable standard does not a not-idiot make.

  15. Why is this on lamebook? Xavier and Rachael are obviously joking at the end, it’s not like Xavier was the person who the comment was directed at. If it was, I imagine their comment would be a TAD bit more offended.

  16. @BOZ very true. Those types of assumptions are everywhere on these comment pages.

  17. @Daniiboi

    We can stop the madness. We can do something about it.

    Though much is taken, much abides, and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are:
    One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will to strive, to seek, to find,

  18. I think Blake likes her.

  19. So I think I cracked up the code. She’s making fun of Xavier’s status which may have been {You’re a fucking idiot you scene-hoping bitch} Then she went on and added her spice to it by telling him [Please be a little more jealous, it amuses me]. Including the two in one bracket enclosure was either accidental or she smartly tried to throw everyone off. Rachel is an upfront genious, I have nothing more to say

  20. to Bri Bri Bee Rat: wow what a pompus asshole you are.

    ..did i, spell that right?… did i use all grammar properly?

    who f’en cares?! seriously, english police give it a damn rest..

    this isn’t lame enough. 🙁 (this is better)

  21. Umm no, you spelled pompous wrong.

  22. boz,
    you make me smile.

  23. i LOL’d. this is epic 🙂

  24. @Bri Bri Bee Rat “Maybe she picked them up the last time her garbage scow drifted off-course and ran ashore on Privilege Island”, ahahahaha! That is all 🙂

  25. I’m guessing the brackets are to denote that she is not quoting that scene-hopping bitch directly.

  26. I put brackets around my text because of habit…. remember the good ‘ol days when your name was followed by “is?”

  27. I’m not entirely sure, but I think I know Rachel.

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