Thursday, May 20, 2010

Informative Updates

previous post: I Saw the Sign



  1. Tyler, meet William. You can stop spending your money on all those socks now.

  2. Shawn is just a loser trying to convince girls that he would be incredible in bed because he understands the importance of “double clickin the mouse”.

  3. lotioned balls…

  4. I encountered a man once with no hair down below and it just all looked worng to me.

  5. I agree with gingivitis. Shawn definitely lets his true intentions be known in his last post (I think the ladies picked up on it too, seeing as how there were no new responses for the next 34 minutes).

  6. There are other things that can be done to the ‘mouse’ other then doubble clicking it that are way better Shawn.

  7. Shawn is a textbook example of trying too hard. He probably spends his nights writing tear-soaked poetry about how all the girls go for assholes instead of nice sensitive guys with freshly-lotioned balls like him. When he’s not playing World of Warcraft or attending Star Trek conventions, of course.

  8. Re: #1, I am almost amazed at how many women (or GIRLS) took him up on it. Not sure why so many of them have a “-” before their names either (p.s. uh, “-Classy”, hate to say it babe, but you ain’t so classy).

  9. yup, shawn’s pretty transparent. because if he’s having this “arguement” with someone on his page, can’t those interested just chime in there? but, no, he needs a platform on which to parade his lotioned, hairless balls.

  10. Interesting….I don’t see Shawn’s name tagged on the first pic. It should be.

  11. Sensible Madness, I’ll have you know that I play World of Warcraft and not only am I an insensitive jerk but my balls are dry and rough!

    Take that, stereotype that all WoW players lotion their testicles!

  12. CommentsAtLarge

    Yeah Shawn, you lotion up the boys for the ladies. Sounds like someone is justifying using hand lotion to rub one out.

  13. Shawn is a pussy, and Jinnifer is a freak with a fucked up name.

    But now I have plans for next time my roommate washes his socks and doesn’t take them out of the dryer for hours.

  14. LOL

  15. Tyler’s wrong, it’s the crippling sense of loneliness that overwhelms you as you lay there pathetically after finishing up, bitterly crying yourself to sleep.

    Hmm. Somebody called ‘-Classy’ is tagged in that photo. I could say ‘Real classy, Classy’. That’ll definitely get a laugh.

    I thought Shawn was a girl.
    I need sleep.

  16. @ TylerDurdenUMD

    Exactly what I was thinking. My roommate doesn’t take his washing out of the drier for at least a day. Plenty of cum-soaked socks await him.

  17. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum.

  18. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    ahhh you guys… this is precisely why I wouldn’t want a roommate. Not that I leave my clothes lying around or in dryers… just the thought that the notion will pass through someone’s sick, distorted mind is enough. But then again, maybe my ankle socks would be too short to do the job.

  19. Douching is not healthy for you girls, so untag yourselves from that Douche’s picture.

  20. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    ditto word…i get the urge to say something to the women buying it whenever i’m at the pharmacy. i bite my tongue however.

  21. MsBuzzkillington

    Shawn is obviously a virgin and has never gone down a girl before and neither has his “friend.”

    Like did he REALLY think a bunch of girls would be like “Oh it IS gross!!!” He knew what the responses would be.

  22. Shawn = 14 years old

  23. Yep, Shawn is an amateur. Who likes the taste of lotion???

  24. Cherry Cola, Buffalo Bill, that’s who.

  25. if going down on a chic is gross then i am one sick motherfucker… hell when i am with a special lady, nothing shows how much you care like a tongue in the ass and nose in the cooter

  26. CommentsAtLarge

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, or it gets the hose again.

  27. Yeah shawn, youre so transparent. Everyone knows men dont own lotion.

  28. MonkeyCMonkeyDo


  29. MonkeyC, if you’re talking to my buddy, Comments, he’s referring to Buffalo Bill from the movie “Silence of the lambs”. He did some weird shit with skin, and wanted his victims to rub lotion on it before he cut it off them. All sounds very charming, I know, but it’s a great movie, if you haven’t seen it, you should.

  30. pearls-before-swine

    This post got multiple lol’s from me. Especially lotioned balls.

  31. I don’t know why Shawn’s getting so much flack for shaving. I won’t go down on man unless he is shaved…and anyone that shaves that area regularly knows that lotion goes a long way in cutting down on dry skin and helps heal razor rash.
    Frankly, looking at a guy with a dick sprouting out of a super hairy bush is disgusting to me.

  32. CommentsAtLarge


    Yeah, so that was a lot less creepy when I thought I would be right after Word’s reply to Cherry Cola, referring to Silence. Slim’s post wasn’t there yet when I started. Damn getting dragged away by work mid-comment; can lead to came-off-like-a-serial-killer emabarassment.


    You brought my Creeper level back down to the acceptable levels, and for that I thank you my dear 😉

  33. MonkeyCMonkeyDo

    ahhhhhhhhhhhh that makes more sense! Thank you Word and Comments for the clarification!

    Yes… it did seem quite out of the blue and well sordid after Slim’s comment.

    Word, I saw that movie one too many times! I imagined it was my ex. Made it an even better movie to see!

    I’m not evil… really. I’m not.

  34. Finally that line makes sense to me. I’ve heard it so many places and thought ‘what the fuck?’

    I really need to watch Silence of the Lambs…

  35. I rarely comment but this collection of morons begs for a response. #1 WTF – ‘my clean bitches?’ and a million girls responded?! I think clean bitches would have been to the gyno or read up on female health within the last year and been told that douching actually makes you nastier down there, not cleaner. #2…. Seeing as her beloved is in jail, I’m guessing her mom’s not a lawyer. B/f in jail does not equal a Get Out of Jury Free Card. #3 keeps his balls lotioned and shaved for that time he finally gets someone to take his pants down. #4 & #5… ugh.

  36. Kwaylin, Kenishaa, Kiraa, Ami, Desii, Davaye’, amina… the odds of having so many strangely named friends!

  37. Clean, bitches, (-)classy, queefing… I somehow feel as though some of these should be in mutually exclusive posts.

  38. All this kerfuffle over lotioned balls?! Really?!

    “All my clean bitches”- real winner.

    Yeah, getting outta jury duty’s WAY better than having your man (who clearly cares not for women of deeper thinking) home with you.

    That is all.

  39. Lol, all the comments made me laugh more than the actual posts.
    Oh goodness.

    -God’s investment(His Son) in you, was SO great, he could NEVER abandon you!-

  40. I agree with word. That movie is pretty kick ass. Also, scented balls would be a bit much for me.

  41. Maybe i could scent up my balls and offer them as an applicator as a healthy alternative to douche. I would need a jingle, but i was never big into piercings. Lotions and little brush condoms!!! Genius! (past my bedtyme, sorry)

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