Monday, December 13, 2010

is…. Regretting

previous post: Picture This



  1. Lamebook, you should be ashamed of yourself.

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns


  3. a guy with the least funny friends ever.

  4. With friends like this … Who needs back stabbing enemies?

  5. Why is it that every time we get a series of comments on a status like this, at least one idiot follows up his/her own joke with another one? Looking at you, Erin, and eventually you, Tiffany.

  6. thank you wordpervert, you took the words right out of my mouth.

    Lamebook- go fuck yourself with a cookie.
    why a cookie?
    because at least that would be somewhat fucking funny.

  7. (Takes deep breath)
    FUCK YOU!!!

    Right, now I got that out of the way I can comment on the post…Holy shit that a holy shit load of shitness.

  8. ugh now i feel bad for being rude on the internet.

    sorry Lamebook… i guess…

  9. But I must praise their commitment to to cause, well done my motivated idiots. 🙂

  10. sorry typo again 🙁

  11. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    I think the world is getting more depressing or we are all turning into Hobo. I wonder if someone is going to pop out and call us douches.

    But seriously Ethan is impressed that his friends can list a string of words that can fit after “is”?
    There are literally infinite phrases that can go in that spot you pierced dick, obese porn watching, sweaty ball licker.

  12. I was going to say that this was not funny at all, that it didn’t make me laugh, giggle or even smile, but that would be a lie. For some reason, I laughed at “shaving his legs.” I don’t know why.

    It still wasn’t funny, though.

  13. Oh come on… people intentionally setting themselves up to get trolled by their gay friends, which was all probably arranged through MSN is NOT fucking funny. It’s not spontaneous, it’s not funny, if Lamebook was a comedy movie, this would be the equivalent of wang and farting jokes.

  14. He was asking for that kind of shit

    hp, don’t feel bad. At least your comment was entertaining

  15. this update is the 1002nd awful thing

  16. substyle , that was funny.

    Imust keep reminding myself that lamebook is about lame, not just funny, because this definitely fits the lame category.

  17. This is an insult to our intelligence. This may be LAMEbook, but, come on, there’s lame, and then there’s this utter garbage. There’s nothing one can even say about shit like this. And we’re seeing more and more of it. No wonder the place is deserted.

    Lamebook, you’re digging your own grave.

  18. I got about five entries into this Tolstoy-style epic of lameness before I gave up. Ethan is… someone who has shitty, unimaginitve friends. Consider that the Cliffs Notes for this pile of garbage.

  19. sexclamationpoint56

    i seriously wasted what felt like half of my life reading that cuz i thought there was gonna be something funny. there were so many smashbros references that just sucked and tiffany is probably the least offensive and least funny out of all of them. they coulda said something like “jerking a nigerian fisherman while reading catcher in the rye” or something. idk, i just threw something out there but i think if they were more inventive it could have been funnier

  20. Erin needs to be punched in the balls.

    …and yes I know Erin is a female, but you don’t act so blatantly un-ladylike and expect to be treated like a lady.

  21. There was one similar, although WAYYYYYYYYY funnier than this one.

  22. Belle that’s not funnier… certainly not WAYYYYYYYY funnier… it’s the same shit but they use more dirty words. It doesn’t make it any less retarded.

  23. is………going to fucking hurt myself. I read it all, hoping, just a little, that it would fucking go somewhere! Way too many repeats of the same subject, Mario bros, gay/ dick jokes, erection…masturbation. Actually that all generally falls under cock and gay section.

    I was just as enraged, of not more, that most capitalised their shit! If they were to all put together the sentence: “Ethan is+ insult” Then the capitalisation already is where it should be with Ethan!. LB is making me become a Grammar Nazi.

  24. ….voted… Most Likely To Die Drowned In A Bathtub Full Of His Own Guilt Riddled Cum Surrounded by His Sardonically Gurning Comically Challenged Cunty Compadres Of The Year… 2010!

    Basically what BritisHobo said… but with more cum and cunts.

  25. Christ.

  26. ….is not wasting time reading all that unfunny, obnoxious crap.

  27. I don’t know what all you guys are talking about…this is pure comedic genius. I had entertainment for hours from this post, shakespeare himself could not have written such humorous jests. Things like, Ethan is…”stupid” “ritarded” “bro raped” and my favorite “gay fish” I’ve never heard that reference used before but it’s hilarious. Espescially when used completely out of context. The metaphors and double entendres here are magical! and the allusions like ‘pikachu fucker!’ just shows you how genius the facebook generation is looking to be. I see quite a few H. L. Menchken and Hunter Thompsons in this crowd.

  28. Jellica: “Hey jonjones, do you like fish sticks?”

    Jonjones: “oh ya, I love me some fish sticks!”

    Jellica: “what are you? A gay fish?”

    (I take it you aren’t a South Park fan)

  29. Jonjones: “gay fish! that’s a real ‘new’ one that makes ‘lots’ of sense here out of context”

    Jellica: “it’s from south park!”

    Jonjones: “….”

    I hope the ‘ ‘ marks cleared that up.

  30. Also, I’m not a gay fish, I am the voice of a generation.

  31. Hmm 30 mins between posts… Did you watch the entire episode to get the quote or did you google it?

    Haha I’m just razzin’ ya, jonjones – no need to do to me what you did to Carlos Mencia

  32. No, I just decided to add that bit later since the first bit sounded a bit harsh. What have I done to Menecia that he hasn’t done to himself?

  33. Jesus, does anyone actually read all of this? Fuck sakes.

  34. Well played, Ethan.

  35. No kal, no one reads any of this.

  36. Fuck me. Yanche

  37. I love cocckkk

  38. I guess we all know what mb is really like now.

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