And you’re gonna see genuine walmart toi-tois! That is something you never seen before! hehehe yes, u get demonstrations…but have u ever seen them toi-toi?!
For those who doesn’t know…
Toyi-toyi is a Southern African dance originally from Zimbabwe that became famous for its use in political protests in the apartheid-era South Africa.
Defective User With Smoothy Buns? What have I missed? It might be Christmas morning here, but I simply had to login and give that one a mention. I’m sure me being high as a kite has something to do with it, too.
But anyway, Happy Christmas, everyone. Enjoy yourselves.
@BritishHobo
I advise you not to come to the south eastern/ middle southern of the US (if you have a choice financially.) The south western doesn’t seem to have so many pathetic pieces of garbage at Wal-Mart. They seem more civilised over west. Here, I go in most stores and sigh with a muttering of “God damnit. Moving west can’t come soon enough.”
West is expensive but civilised/ higher class/ some snooty.
South is cheap and shit.
On the plus side, the economy is sort of doing better…sort of. Gas is nice and low again.
I guess an official introduction is in order, this is the original Dukey, I got banned for persistently trying to share a picture of the “help me and jess have a baby” marriage with Curlybap.
I just opened another account because they kept putting me into moderation no matter what I said.
That should clear it all up. Merry 420 Christmas Word.
ah every comment on this pic is from all the ‘elite’ of lamebook, as in the guys who think they are well funny and have such big egos that they write 500word comments with as money bad jokes as possible to get appraisal
@13
Zing! sorry ‘lamebook elite’ but you just got burned. No comeback? didn’t think so. Just get back to writing as money bad jokes as possible, I’ll start.
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff … church, church, church.”
har de har har.
@18
you know when I looked that joke up on google I thought the same thing, but I figured altering it to “snort, snort, snort” or “thong, thong, thong” might take away from the tackiness of the it.
@19
BAM! you got him! that is hilarious! Wait…anon you just made a joke on here. That means the transformation has begun, it appears that you’re becoming what you’ve hunted for so long. I think you’ve become part of the lamebook elite, posting on here, just for your own ego, writing money bad jokes….soon you’ll be writing 500 word posts. The only reasonable thing to do now is to put yourself down, or live a wretched and tortured life as a lamebook elite.
“lamebook elite?” Does that come with VIP benefits?
Sobchack, my apologies. Thought you were over the hill. You probably made one or two jokes that started with “In my day…” or “these kids of today…” or something, no? Well at least you know I didn’t think you were old based on your appearance 🙂
Keona, I was referring to the former Dukey, now known as Defective Buns, not Hobo. These comments sections can get very confusing at times. I’m (legitimately) very heavily medicated at the moment, so I can barely tell what’s going on here, but I can see gayisgay made a Christmas appearance. He’s such a festive fella.
Keona, speaking as a West Coast-er, if you go into Wal-mart here it’s like being transported to the south. We still have our trash too, they just downplay it to the other 49.
Sweet, now I just feel like the weird stalker, because my first thoughts were “sweet, hobo’s movin’ to the states”.
I forget this is one of the sites I don’t actually comment much on, so I am, just a voyeur. Delighting in the wit and whims of a bunch of anonymous fuckers.
Lol
So true.
Heyy, WAL-MART is commin to Africa! soon people of wallmart is gonna have more dodgy pics than any civilized human being can stomach!
And you’re gonna see genuine walmart toi-tois! That is something you never seen before! hehehe yes, u get demonstrations…but have u ever seen them toi-toi?!
For those who doesn’t know…
Toyi-toyi is a Southern African dance originally from Zimbabwe that became famous for its use in political protests in the apartheid-era South Africa.
Walter you mentioned this yesterday; do you have a ticket for one more to the Walmart Isles?
Duke, talking about southern Africa makes me wish I could be home for Christmas 🙁
Saffer who is Walter?
It’s about time they brought a Wal-mart over to us.
This makes me a little bit depressed about moving to America.
My apologies for being so informal, I meant Sobchak. You know? the old man with the wife and baby? Walter Sobchack?
I hope we’re not from the same country Smoothy Buns, I don’t want a Walmart in S.A.
Defective User With Smoothy Buns? What have I missed? It might be Christmas morning here, but I simply had to login and give that one a mention. I’m sure me being high as a kite has something to do with it, too.
But anyway, Happy Christmas, everyone. Enjoy yourselves.
@BritishHobo
I advise you not to come to the south eastern/ middle southern of the US (if you have a choice financially.) The south western doesn’t seem to have so many pathetic pieces of garbage at Wal-Mart. They seem more civilised over west. Here, I go in most stores and sigh with a muttering of “God damnit. Moving west can’t come soon enough.”
West is expensive but civilised/ higher class/ some snooty.
South is cheap and shit.
On the plus side, the economy is sort of doing better…sort of. Gas is nice and low again.
I guess an official introduction is in order, this is the original Dukey, I got banned for persistently trying to share a picture of the “help me and jess have a baby” marriage with Curlybap.
I just opened another account because they kept putting me into moderation no matter what I said.
That should clear it all up. Merry 420 Christmas Word.
How funny! I missed all that. But I don’t know what to call you now. I’ll think about it…
ah every comment on this pic is from all the ‘elite’ of lamebook, as in the guys who think they are well funny and have such big egos that they write 500word comments with as money bad jokes as possible to get appraisal
anonisgayisgay, are you using the opposite of spell-check on your computer?
@13
Zing! sorry ‘lamebook elite’ but you just got burned. No comeback? didn’t think so. Just get back to writing as money bad jokes as possible, I’ll start.
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, “Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much.”
The twenty answered, “I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for a while, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?”
The one dollar bill said, “You know, same old stuff … church, church, church.”
har de har har.
Thanks folks i’ll be here all week.
It’s two minutes to Christmas, so fuck it, Merry Christmas, ya anonymous wankholes.
I’m surprised that one dollar bill never made it to a strip club.
@defective are you using the oppostie of funny check on your computer? ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha now THATS funny
Are you sure about that Mr Gay?
@18
you know when I looked that joke up on google I thought the same thing, but I figured altering it to “snort, snort, snort” or “thong, thong, thong” might take away from the tackiness of the it.
@19
BAM! you got him! that is hilarious! Wait…anon you just made a joke on here. That means the transformation has begun, it appears that you’re becoming what you’ve hunted for so long. I think you’ve become part of the lamebook elite, posting on here, just for your own ego, writing money bad jokes….soon you’ll be writing 500 word posts. The only reasonable thing to do now is to put yourself down, or live a wretched and tortured life as a lamebook elite.
I’m not that old. Still in my 20’s, but just barely.
JaH
Hobo, you are moving to the states? I sorry
“lamebook elite?” Does that come with VIP benefits?
Sobchack, my apologies. Thought you were over the hill. You probably made one or two jokes that started with “In my day…” or “these kids of today…” or something, no? Well at least you know I didn’t think you were old based on your appearance 🙂
Some of the States is awesome Hobo. Manhattan is my playground and the best at that.
@word, we can refer to him now as “AmericanHobo” …God, that sounds so damn terribly compared to “BritishHobo” 🙁
“StatesHobo”?
Saff, I <4 Manhattan, too.
Keona, I was referring to the former Dukey, now known as Defective Buns, not Hobo. These comments sections can get very confusing at times. I’m (legitimately) very heavily medicated at the moment, so I can barely tell what’s going on here, but I can see gayisgay made a Christmas appearance. He’s such a festive fella.
Defective Buns? Yeah word, I like it.
I feel responsible! Sorry x
Keona, speaking as a West Coast-er, if you go into Wal-mart here it’s like being transported to the south. We still have our trash too, they just downplay it to the other 49.
Sweet, now I just feel like the weird stalker, because my first thoughts were “sweet, hobo’s movin’ to the states”.
I forget this is one of the sites I don’t actually comment much on, so I am, just a voyeur. Delighting in the wit and whims of a bunch of anonymous fuckers.
@bobloblaw.
i feel ya. I would comment more but i dont think im funny enough so i just…dont..
hey! i like haiku! i could comment in haiku! wait……thats been done already. DAMN