Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Join or Die


previous post: So That’s What It Looks Like



  1. Seriously?

  2. wot a git!


  4. The things people will do for attention. If 1,000,000 people reply to this comment, Obama will make every friday part of the weekend!

  5. Just put the cunt down

  6. Am I the only one that had the image of a dog pulling its legs behind him around the house while the kids insist its fine? It may live another 3 years or so but are they quality years? Does it have the power to move itself from its own filth or does it lay there struggling to get away? I think 10 years is a long life for a dog. But if its senile or broken it may be kinder to put it down.

  7. The only equitable solution to this problem is to put the dad and the kid down, and let the dog live.

  8. the creator is like 23 tho bull shit this group is

  9. Well it’s got over 1,000,000 members. Possibly fake dog lives.

  10. indeed

  11. I work at a veterinary hospital, and the idea that any reputable hospital would euthanize an animal simply because it is “old” is fucking ridiculous. If anything, they would try to adopt the dog out to another, more sane family,

  12. Sensible Madness, so you don’t wanna join the “If 1 Million People Join My Dog Will Not Put Our Dad To Sleep”-group? It only has 67 members by now …

  13. Yeah that would make the dog like 70….thats quite old! Of course, some dogs can be old and perfectly happy/healthy, but for fucksake, if its quality of life is shit what is the point of dragging out the last couple of years with the poor thing in pain??

  14. If 1,000,000 people join his group, its sad-ass, moronic, attention whore of a creator will feel he/she is loved and a little less pathetic. It will also prove that at least 1,000,000 Facebook members are gullible fuckwits.

    I thinks that just about covers every ‘If 1,000,000 people join’ group on Facebook.

    Rant over. Now where’s my medication ?

    I love the way your comment turns into Yoda speak.

  15. * this group

  16. There are a LOT of this kind of groups on FB now.

    If I get xxxxx people to join, [this will happen]

    time to look for the really GOOD ones.

  17. Weird, I was just looking at this group yesterday. They claim that its creator is an 8 year old boy and that the dog is sick, and instead of three years, he meant three months. It’s all bullshit anyway.

  18. My nana is a spry 86-year-old. She’s too old. I’m having her put down next week for being too old, unless 30 bajillion people comment after mine.

  19. Someone invited me to this group last week, but I thought it was just a little /too/ ridiculous to join.

  20. So how many other people submited this as well as me? I’m sick of these kinds of groups now.

  21. I saw this yesterday. What a crock of shit.

  22. Why hand your best friend over to a total stranger to end his life? Take him for one last walk in the woods, sit him down, give him one last hug, and put a .22 into the back of his head.

  23. Geez, I actually got an invitation to this page from a friend and I immediately thought LAME. I’m happy I’m not alone.

  24. *massive facepalm*

  25. Um, I don’t even like dogs but even I know that 10 years is nothing. Most dogs I have known have lived to 17-21. That 1 human year = 7 dog years equation is total BS by the way. I know larger dogs don’t live as long because they tend to have heart problems, but unless this is a Great Dane, 10 years is really nothing.

  26. Haha! I so got an invite to this group.

    My cold, heartless self rejected it.

  27. I wonder if this kid is gonna put his dad down if they reach the target and the dad kills the dog anyway… I don’t think it’s neccesary to put old dogs down unless – like someone mentioned before on this thread, he loses use of his limbs…

    The creators of these types of groups should just fuck off and die already! I’ll slit my wrists if I don’t get 1 million people to join the “Save Svetlana the Whale” group. FFS. I need a drink. 😐

  28. Start saying your goodbyes now kid. You’re lucky if you get 100 supporters.

  29. xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx

    haha i joined this group 😉

  30. Most likely the father has noticed some physical problems with the dog that are causing it pain and either can’t afford the cost of treatment or there is nothing to be done and it is in the animal’s best interests to be put down and end it’s suffering, in which case this guy is being a selfish little bitch.

    @xxxtheworldsgreatestxxx you must enjoy practices in futility

  31. The saddest part is that the picture of the dog it displays is not even the real dog. God only knows what the sucker actually looks like.

  32. I don’t get it. Looks like a hoax. If you search for this group on facebook there are heaps of them, plus ones where they are killing a cat, or a kid. Also, the photos don’t match up. Think it’s fake.

  33. Lol. All my friends are actually in this group.

  34. He made it. 1.27 million and counting.

  35. the fact that he says he used a picture off the internet just proves its a pile of shite. And if the dad was /actually/ going to do this, he would do it regardless of the “support” the “kid” gets off facebook.

    what’s gone wrong with facebook? Back in the day, it was simple and sweet, now it’s just gone group-crazy with everyone doing nothing but create and join groups/pages… and don’t get me started on the hundreds of pointless applications being made…

  36. what’s worse, is that the guy who made this group is actually a 30-something year old man; clearly not a kid who’s worried about his dog..

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