@Professor Yaffle, maybe she just used the word “find” instead of “saw”, or maybe she was walking around the bar, felt something against her foot and looked down and “found” the dildo?
Walt Disney is somewhat known as being a pretty big racist and anti-semite. I think the Disney movies themselves are looked to as being racist, since there is very little “color” in most movies.
Even the cartoon Aladdin had a white guy with make up on playing the lead.
Dildos on the floor of the bar?
I’m hanging out in the wrong establishments.
Megan, who cares about the 5 second rule?
Take it home, give it a good wash, and there you go… another toy to add to your goody drawer.
Well that’s what I’d do.
You just went over so many heads, come now, you’re confusing the children with all that tongue-in-cheek.
Can’t we all forgive Disney as they make such deliberate strides to be incredibly pc now? They removed “What Makes the Red Man Red?” from Peter Pan. They just made their first conventionally animated movie in years to add a black girl to the Disney Princesses line. Their channel features a herd of retarted white people mooing as the much more intelligent and capable ethnic characters guide them about.
Disney wants your money, LOVE THEM.
Speaking of crushed childhood ideals, does anyone remember that Tom from Tom & Jerry used to be named Jasper and he was owned by a stereotypical mammy?
I used to work at a bar, you’d be very surprised what people leave on floors. I’ve never seen a dildo, anal beads yes, dildo no. Now I’m kinda disappointed.
While we’re on the topic of things found on the floor in bars, if anyone found a black stiletto, size 6, in Universal in Bendigo a little over a year ago, can they please return it to me? It was much loved and I still miss it to this day.
When Disney added Princess Tiana to their movie collection, they added her to my daughter’s PullUps. So now my daughter poops on multiculturallly. Indescriminately. Not sure what kinda step toward equality that really is.
@eenerbl
They’re in your ass right now, aren’t they? Gently used, indeed.
@Lilly
Your little girl is like Martin Luther King Jr. “I have a dream that one day all men will be pooped on equally.” No, wait, that’s the Japanese. Sorry.
Listen Soup (chicken soup: p.s. I love you), I’m slightly fucked up and can not go into details at the moment. But that night, way back in 2004 lives on today!
6 years? Surely the statute of limitations has run out. And if you can’t spill it (or pull it with a plop, plop, plop) when you’re fucked up, when can you?
Personally I like Mike’s response. He’s probably very close to he truth. I bet the bail he posts for his mate when he gets done for doing a “Gary Glitter” would probably cost less than a 10 minute phone call.
Oh and congratulations to Alex, you are officially the king of douchebaggery.
Am I the only one wondering why Andy is shippin off to Vietnam? Didn’t that war end about 30 years ago? If he is going there on vacation (really Vietnam is the best place he found to go?)would you not say something other than shippin off? For instance young cheap whores are worth the price of airfare?! But I am not a pedo.
I never thought about Disney being racist, but it is sexist.
And they always kill everyone’s mum, except Simba’s, and they compensated by killing Mufasa.
In all of the Disney soundtracks, there is ONE jazz song. it’s sung by primates… (I wanna be like you-Jungle Book) Monkeys that want to be like men. that’s definitely not racist.
How long has disney been around, and it just now got ONE black disney princess. she turns into a FROG! Did Belle, or Cinderella turn into frogs? i’m not usually one to call racism, but some things about Disney are definitely questionable
Disney has had black casts before, for instance in Remember the Titans. It actually tackles rascism in that film too. Don’t seem to have them in the cartoons admittedly. Looks like Andy got drafted a bit too late.
I think that Disney is also trying to heal itself of sexism, as demonstrated by their purchase of Pixar. Now my son’s PullUps allow him to poop on male characters. Although his “idols” all seem to be inanimate objects- Lightening McQueen and Buzz Lightyear- rather than actual people. So they are really sending us the message that men are tools. Which is reverse sexism. Again, I question the progress here.
Apparently, I process all racism and sexism claims by analyzing which iconic figures my children defecate on.
I thought it was a 15 second rule.
Wonderful pick-up line, Alex.
Wouldn’t being a fan of Black people and Disney be an oxymoron?
How do you “find” stuff on bar floors? That suggests she was looking for something. I dropped my tampon, but found a used dildo. Cha-ching!
@Professor Yaffle, maybe she just used the word “find” instead of “saw”, or maybe she was walking around the bar, felt something against her foot and looked down and “found” the dildo?
@Cherry Cola – How exactly?
Ughhhhhhhh the last one is soo lame
@BritishHobette
Walt Disney is somewhat known as being a pretty big racist and anti-semite. I think the Disney movies themselves are looked to as being racist, since there is very little “color” in most movies.
Even the cartoon Aladdin had a white guy with make up on playing the lead.
whoa! I though it was the 90 sec rule? *rifles through memos*
Thank you for helping me save time, mcowles.
Not only that, has anyone even seen “Song of the South”?? That poor old Uncle Remus.
I’m with Cherry Cola on this one.
Maybe it would help if I watched a Disney movie once in awhile.
I’m worried about Megan….what kind of places does she hang out in???
And Jake FTW
I don’t think it’s worth the time, BritishHobette. 😉
@mccowles Which white guy in Aladdin? It’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie… I remember the genie being blue, but I don’t remember a white dude.
@person
Aladdin was white. He had a lot of makeup on to make him look Arab, but that’s the point, haha.
how can a cartoon Aladdin be a white guy wearing make-up? he’s a cartoon! lol
@ohsnap85
THAT’S how racist Disney is, haha.
im the on that submitted the one with Alex. he was so proud when he saw this haha
Awwww, a limp and lifeless penis at such a young age. I’m guessing resuscitation will be found in another man’s ass.
Dildos on the floor of the bar?
I’m hanging out in the wrong establishments.
Megan, who cares about the 5 second rule?
Take it home, give it a good wash, and there you go… another toy to add to your goody drawer.
Well that’s what I’d do.
@mcowles
You just went over so many heads, come now, you’re confusing the children with all that tongue-in-cheek.
Can’t we all forgive Disney as they make such deliberate strides to be incredibly pc now? They removed “What Makes the Red Man Red?” from Peter Pan. They just made their first conventionally animated movie in years to add a black girl to the Disney Princesses line. Their channel features a herd of retarted white people mooing as the much more intelligent and capable ethnic characters guide them about.
Disney wants your money, LOVE THEM.
Speaking of crushed childhood ideals, does anyone remember that Tom from Tom & Jerry used to be named Jasper and he was owned by a stereotypical mammy?
I used to work at a bar, you’d be very surprised what people leave on floors. I’ve never seen a dildo, anal beads yes, dildo no. Now I’m kinda disappointed.
So the question is, what did you do with the anal beads?
When I found some anal beads in the park, I gave them to my neighbor’s daughter for her birthday. Man, that kid just loves putting stuff in her mouth.
While we’re on the topic of things found on the floor in bars, if anyone found a black stiletto, size 6, in Universal in Bendigo a little over a year ago, can they please return it to me? It was much loved and I still miss it to this day.
I love the wins category. The TMI category is pretty good to. 8)
Soup, if I have to tell you, I’d have to kill you. And we don’t want that. It’s a guarded secret.
When Disney added Princess Tiana to their movie collection, they added her to my daughter’s PullUps. So now my daughter poops on multiculturallly. Indescriminately. Not sure what kinda step toward equality that really is.
Oh Lilly, that was priceless!
@eenerbl
They’re in your ass right now, aren’t they? Gently used, indeed.
@Lilly
Your little girl is like Martin Luther King Jr. “I have a dream that one day all men will be pooped on equally.” No, wait, that’s the Japanese. Sorry.
Listen Soup (chicken soup: p.s. I love you), I’m slightly fucked up and can not go into details at the moment. But that night, way back in 2004 lives on today!
6 years? Surely the statute of limitations has run out. And if you can’t spill it (or pull it with a plop, plop, plop) when you’re fucked up, when can you?
Personally I like Mike’s response. He’s probably very close to he truth. I bet the bail he posts for his mate when he gets done for doing a “Gary Glitter” would probably cost less than a 10 minute phone call.
Oh and congratulations to Alex, you are officially the king of douchebaggery.
@BananaREpublic
Thanks. I am Alex.
Am I the only one wondering why Andy is shippin off to Vietnam? Didn’t that war end about 30 years ago? If he is going there on vacation (really Vietnam is the best place he found to go?)would you not say something other than shippin off? For instance young cheap whores are worth the price of airfare?! But I am not a pedo.
I never thought about Disney being racist, but it is sexist.
And they always kill everyone’s mum, except Simba’s, and they compensated by killing Mufasa.
In all of the Disney soundtracks, there is ONE jazz song. it’s sung by primates… (I wanna be like you-Jungle Book) Monkeys that want to be like men. that’s definitely not racist.
How long has disney been around, and it just now got ONE black disney princess. she turns into a FROG! Did Belle, or Cinderella turn into frogs? i’m not usually one to call racism, but some things about Disney are definitely questionable
Omg seriously? People are STILL pulling the racism card on the Frog Princess?
How about treating her like a regular person, instead of a black person and watching the movie like THAT.
First it was *boo hoo!!* She is a maid!!! That is racist!!! No… no its not. Disney is more sexist than racist.
more sexist than racist, i’ll give you that. i’m simply saying that there is something off about disneys patterns
Disney has had black casts before, for instance in Remember the Titans. It actually tackles rascism in that film too. Don’t seem to have them in the cartoons admittedly. Looks like Andy got drafted a bit too late.
why don’t all the black people QQ more. Jesus, get over yourselves.
I think that Disney is also trying to heal itself of sexism, as demonstrated by their purchase of Pixar. Now my son’s PullUps allow him to poop on male characters. Although his “idols” all seem to be inanimate objects- Lightening McQueen and Buzz Lightyear- rather than actual people. So they are really sending us the message that men are tools. Which is reverse sexism. Again, I question the progress here.
Apparently, I process all racism and sexism claims by analyzing which iconic figures my children defecate on.
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