Friday, August 30, 2019

Last Name Blast

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  1. Why do these jerks just blindly assume their wives will take their names? Hell, you can have the most awesome last name in the universe, and I *STILL* wouldn’t take it when I marry you. Why should women be expected to change literally half of the identity they’ve had since birth, while their asshole husbands don’t change a goddamn thing?

  2. Nobody said anything about taking anybody else’s name. They’re responding to a woman’s post musing about her “future husband’s last name”
    You probably don’t need to worry about it

  3. Nevuela, go make us sandwiches.

  4. The Beast Among Us

    She just wants something cute for her announcements, like:

    The Johnson – Muncher wedding.

    Or the Cobb – Webb wedding.

    Or maybe the Grams – Cracker wedding.

    Or the Yanke – Moore wedding.

    Or the Widener – Quick wedding.

    Or finally, the Butt – Driver wedding.

  5. But her last name is Randles. How will that ever work? This is what keeps her up at night

  6. Huhyeahoh Right after you go chop some firewood, fix the car, unclog the toilet, and bring home a steady paycheck. You gotta earn that sandwich, honey.

  7. Heh. ^ “Feminist”.

  8. The Beast Among Us

    The Randles – Candles wedding.

    Or the Randles – On wedding.

    Or the Muncher – Randles wedding.

    I don’t know. It’s not the best, but it could come up with something.

    Better than the Date – Rape wedding.

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