I didn’t get the first one at first. It took a minute to find the joke. Then I got it and was angry that I wasted time on an old moldy Chris Brown joke.
I wouldn’t want to get any shaved pussy or anal that KFC had to offer. I just don’t think it would be wise to take that sort of thing from a minimum wage fast food worked.
whenever i type random things in the ‘search’ field where it shows you a ton of people who had that word in their post, i always come across funnier things, even one where a girl was shocked to discover that ravens are CANNIBALS because they eat small animals(!!!!) way way funnier that what’s on here π
maybe we could just hijack lamebook and use it as a forum to swap racy pictures?
that way lamebook can keep happily posting away, whilst we bypass the posts completely but have a front for our seedy underground operations. also as everyone is fairly intelligent on here, it would be way more streamlined and darwinistic than e-harmony. and given all the pussy, anal, bush, gallons of semen, tattooed dicks and general innuendo that’s been floating around and clogging this forum over the last few months, i think it promises to be much more pulsating and raunchy.
perhaps we could also encourage photo submissions from the likes of s_i_arr_a, ben, frodo et al, although on a strictly laughing-and-not-ogling policy. mostly because this would feed the sense of supercilious detachment and mutual self-gratulation on which we all on this forum thrive.
So you’ve also noticed that the forums, over the last 2 or 3 months here, have been clogged with a lot of raunchy innuendo and blatant/graphic sex comments, often not relating to the posts at all?
Thanks for the awesome idea, Dan. π
I didn’t get the first one at first. It took a minute to find the joke. Then I got it and was angry that I wasted time on an old moldy Chris Brown joke.
I wouldn’t want to get any shaved pussy or anal that KFC had to offer. I just don’t think it would be wise to take that sort of thing from a minimum wage fast food worked.
That first one is just not in any way worthy of being shared with anyone else.
Dan is the only one who is even mildly funny. Mildly.
Allyson I too spit it out if I donβt like the cream
And Caleb made me HA HA HA
Come on Hektor, commas are our friends!
Caleb FTW.
whenever i type random things in the ‘search’ field where it shows you a ton of people who had that word in their post, i always come across funnier things, even one where a girl was shocked to discover that ravens are CANNIBALS because they eat small animals(!!!!) way way funnier that what’s on here π
Can someone explain me the 1st one?
@Madrid on fire
Chris Brown was Rihanna’s boyfriend, who BEAT her face in.
Yes, it’s not very funny…
Boring. Can’t decide what I’m going to give up first, Facebook or Lamebook, they’re both crap.
maybe we could just hijack lamebook and use it as a forum to swap racy pictures?
that way lamebook can keep happily posting away, whilst we bypass the posts completely but have a front for our seedy underground operations. also as everyone is fairly intelligent on here, it would be way more streamlined and darwinistic than e-harmony. and given all the pussy, anal, bush, gallons of semen, tattooed dicks and general innuendo that’s been floating around and clogging this forum over the last few months, i think it promises to be much more pulsating and raunchy.
perhaps we could also encourage photo submissions from the likes of s_i_arr_a, ben, frodo et al, although on a strictly laughing-and-not-ogling policy. mostly because this would feed the sense of supercilious detachment and mutual self-gratulation on which we all on this forum thrive.
Hear! Hear! π @ alordslum
The first one isn’t even funny. Neither are the rest of them really.
$500 says Caleb is a virgin.
Caleb make me miss the days I got sexually harassed when I was a cocktail waitress. Now I have a career. Damn career! It’s not nearly as entertaining.
@alordslums, I likes the way you thinks! π
LOL @ eusadnama
i’ll entertain you ee. any time.
Thanks lex, and you do a great job at it too!
@alordslums
So you’ve also noticed that the forums, over the last 2 or 3 months here, have been clogged with a lot of raunchy innuendo and blatant/graphic sex comments, often not relating to the posts at all?
I thought I was the only one.
@alordslums
Hasn’t that happened already? The only reason I keep coming back is for the gratuitous filth from the other posters. And for Malteaser.
@mwnci tal
I like reading your name backwards… it makes me smile.
@mcowles what is mwnci tal backwards? I can’t work out what it means? but then maybe i’m slow?
@uoykcuf
It’s laticnwm.
Pretty awesome, right?
@mcowles erm I still don’t get it….. maybe I am just thick?
I must say I do like it hot and spicy.
Note to myself: Never steal anything from Dan again. That bathroom experience was rather unpleasant.
I think Caleb and I would get along very well.
Oh, and ee, I’d like to take my turn after lex, if you don’t mind.
@Alord This is a fantastic idea π
I’m sure I’m not the only one who is here just for the comments π
Alord for the win on this post!
Its all we’re all about anyway.
I too don’t see the humor in laticnwm. I suspect it doesn’t mean anything does it?
Hey, I don’t get it either, so you’re not the only ones hah π
Xepher, you were polite, always a plus. I’ll think about it.
Aw shucks, mcowles.
As for the rest of you… well, it may mean something. It may not. I’ve had too many post-work beers to remember if it does or not.
Um, read backwards, that is. It definitely means something read normally.
Shit, i need to get off here now, i’ve had too much booooze.
First one is really not funny and I’m glad I’m not the only one who thinks so.
alordslums – excellent plan! I like your mind!
Disappointed with how many people found Caleb’s funny.
Caleb’s post had shock value the first time and I laughed then. Not so much when I reread it.