Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Love and Hate




previous post: Still Lost in Translation



  1. They were meant for each other! Jeez can’t you see that? It was one of those god given moments!

    Sarcasm doesn’t work through the internet but that was sarcasm.
    Just in case

  2. @ Finn

    I agree – the internet is in dire need of a sarcasm font type.

    Your comment still works though!

  3. OK I give up…. what word BEFORE Katie would have to be blurred. Is he listing her last-name-first??

  4. @ bo … She’s perhaps registered as Luv-Katie on facebook, just hidden by lamebook to discourage the stalkers. Or I won’t be surprised if she even managed to attach some cupidy hearts or something to her name. Either way, I guess lamebook must have figured it too easy to stalk her if they showed all.

  5. to Ben n Katie..get a private room real quick!!

  6. That many seconds,
    Is only fourteen days, Ben!
    That’s the lamest part.

  7. It’s good to be back.
    Thank you for the kind comments
    During my absence.

  8. @ Mr Haiku


  9. @ Mr Haiku and Storblington


  10. What’s the betting that Ben and Katie are two desperate mingas for whom “love” equates utter relief that they’ve found someone who’ll agree to be seen in public with them?

  11. One more post like this, and I will surely lose my right foot.

  12. I wanna put ORDIMENTS up too!

  13. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    Welcome home, Mr Haiku, welcome home!

    These are brilliant. I completely understand where the first couple are coming from – I moved into a new house and met my new neighbour a fortnight ago – we are now both living conciously.

    And Skoal? Duuuuude….

  14. @58 & 59:

    My thoughts exactly.

  15. Isn’t there a cheap vodka that’s called Skoal or something like that? I can’t for the life of me figure out how to spell it. Maybe I’m crazy.

  16. hitmewithyourrhythmvic

    I vaguely thought it was a lager here in the UK. I vaguely remember drinking it my murky teenage past.

  17. You know, 1209600 seconds is only 2 weeks.

  18. you sat there and worked it out… i don’t know what’s lamer… you or the post…

  19. @Frosty: LMAO
    @The posts: They are freaking retarts! Especially the first one, upon reading that i lost my lunch. Thanks dooshs

  20. Insane It’s spelled retard and you are one

  21. It’s ‘spelt’ when talking about someone else’s actions in past tense not ‘spelled’. Retard.

  22. Actually…..’spelt’ and ‘spelled’ are both acceptable past tenses of ‘spell’. (Feel free to look up the definition of ‘spell’ on if you have doubts.) So, in this case, either you’re all retarded, or no one is retarded. Take your pick. 🙂

  23. Who says the mentally handicapped are incapable of spelling?

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