Monday, August 8, 2011

Love is in the Air!

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  1. hi.

  2. Wow, brandi speaks good English. Must be fake…

  3. Toodles bitch.

  4. hope the guy she flashed is rich..

  5. I do ok ..

  6. Well anyone who types “DONEEEEEE” can’t be a day over 17, so I imagine it wasn’t love to begin with.

  7. I haven’t thought about three way kissing since I used to watch 5th Wheel. It always looked awkward and not at all hot.

  8. I lost it at “toodles bitch”.

  9. Congratulations cousin Jerri on being a gross skank.

  10. Wasn’t cousin Jerri the retarded girl on the Facts of Life? I’m so happy her mongoloid titties were able to land her some lovin.

  11. Single people have all the fun.

  12. I almost never marry the people I flash.
    Oh well. Toodles bitch.

  13. The people I flash usually don’t even care or don’t even know how to react. It’s their fucking parents who I have to run away from. Playgrounds are for sharing, assholes.

  14. I flashed my sister.


  15. ifitwerentformyhorse

    Oh so that’s why I can’t find a husband.

  16. Flashing – it’s not big and it’s not clever and you could have someone’s eye out.

  17. *Flashes*

    Right now, which one of you handsome guys gonna marry me?

  18. I’ll marry you, bapsy.

  19. …when hell freezes over. lol.

  20. I’m not handsome! Woot woot!!

  21. Must have been the attractive long brown rain mac she was wearing…always does it for me.

  22. ….Oh, wait. Was she a great, big, fat person?

  23. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I kind of feel sorry for Caleb. Whatever the issue with the TV is put to one side; dude got a girl pregnant and so his response was to do what he thought was the right thing and propose to her, and somehow she thinks that makes him a bum? I don’t see it, personally.

  24. CommentsAtLarge

    iamjackscolon it puts the lotion on it’s skin…

    curly It would take at least a flash AND a jiggle before I’d become Mr. Puffins J. Clusterfuck 😉

  25. peoplearestupid31

    wow. never thought I’d end up on lamebook! this post was a complete joke from a text. are people really this stupid to believe that??? and Kris…my cousin is NOT a skank!

  26. Sham word #19, I see that you’ve now linked yourself. Good job. Not such a good job on using “lol”, though. For future reference, you should use “ha ha”, instead. Anyway, curly absolutely knows that I would marry her… if we were 2 gay women living somewhere that it was legal to do so, that is.

    drchalk, Caleb didn’t just get her pregnant. He got her pregnant.

  27. Do move to Canada, ladies. And please send an invite. I wouldn’t miss that for the world.

    Maybe I would for hot sex, though

  28. How girl get pragnent?

  29. stomabeutel v1.1 with added empathic capabilities

    @Crane, that is a very good question.

  30. Comments, it’s been a long time since I’ve been called by that name. I like it! Word, I suppose I should commence divorce proceedings!

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