So there are female monkeys?
never been to Greece then?
I only wish those monkeys I met had used some grease.
Sorry _isglory you have to pay extra for grease, next time don’t be a cheap skate, or a such tight arse either way…
Not if it’s bacon grease. That comes free with bacon.
Oh you went pig on a spit style? You did get your money’s worth! _isglory = _iswhorey.
Holy fucking shit, guys.
Lesson learned:
I tried to heed my own advice…
But never put fresh-from-the-pan bacon grease on your dick as a form of lubrication.
I thought maybe if I tossed it into a nice wet vagina, it would cool it down. But that didn’t help at all!
It burns! It burns!
Seriously, this is a no-win situation. The more ice I put on my dick, the more it retreats.
It’s like a catch-22 or something.
And worst of all, it’s probably going to scar, and everyone’s going to think Skanka gave me the herpes.
_isglory anyone who knows me knows it to stingy to give anything away.
I know, it stings like a motherfucker!
lol..thats it I’ve had too many glasses of red…I’m going to have very odd dreams thanks to you. Goodnight.
craig…ur testicles are available for pick up at the wal-mart customer service office
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So there are female monkeys?
never been to Greece then?
I only wish those monkeys I met had used some grease.
Sorry _isglory you have to pay extra for grease, next time don’t be a cheap skate, or a such tight arse either way…
Not if it’s bacon grease. That comes free with bacon.
Oh you went pig on a spit style? You did get your money’s worth! _isglory = _iswhorey.
Holy fucking shit, guys.
Lesson learned:
I tried to heed my own advice…
But never put fresh-from-the-pan bacon grease on your dick as a form of lubrication.
I thought maybe if I tossed it into a nice wet vagina, it would cool it down. But that didn’t help at all!
It burns! It burns!
Seriously, this is a no-win situation. The more ice I put on my dick, the more it retreats.
It’s like a catch-22 or something.
And worst of all, it’s probably going to scar, and everyone’s going to think Skanka gave me the herpes.
_isglory anyone who knows me knows it to stingy to give anything away.
I know, it stings like a motherfucker!
lol..thats it I’ve had too many glasses of red…I’m going to have very odd dreams thanks to you. Goodnight.
craig…ur testicles are available for pick up at the wal-mart customer service office