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Thursday, May 13, 2010

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1. _isglory May 13th, 2010 at 11:38 pm

   So there are female monkeys?

2. Spanka May 14th, 2010 at 12:00 am

   never been to Greece then?

3. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 12:25 am

   I only wish those monkeys I met had used some grease.

4. Spanka May 14th, 2010 at 2:08 am

   Sorry _isglory you have to pay extra for grease, next time don’t be a cheap skate, or a such tight arse either way…

5. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 4:44 am

   Not if it’s bacon grease. That comes free with bacon.

6. Spanka May 14th, 2010 at 5:06 am

   Oh you went pig on a spit style? You did get your money’s worth! _isglory = _iswhorey.

7. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 5:24 am

   Holy fucking shit, guys.

   Lesson learned:

   I tried to heed my own advice…

   But never put fresh-from-the-pan bacon grease on your dick as a form of lubrication.

   I thought maybe if I tossed it into a nice wet vagina, it would cool it down. But that didn’t help at all!

   It burns! It burns!

8. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 5:25 am

   Seriously, this is a no-win situation. The more ice I put on my dick, the more it retreats.

   It’s like a catch-22 or something.

9. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 5:26 am

   And worst of all, it’s probably going to scar, and everyone’s going to think Skanka gave me the herpes.

10. Spanka May 14th, 2010 at 5:34 am

    _isglory anyone who knows me knows it to stingy to give anything away.

11. _isglory May 14th, 2010 at 5:40 am

    I know, it stings like a motherfucker!

12. Spanka May 14th, 2010 at 5:46 am

    lol..thats it I’ve had too many glasses of red…I’m going to have very odd dreams thanks to you. Goodnight.

13. heywoodjablome June 13th, 2010 at 3:03 pm

    craig…ur testicles are available for pick up at the wal-mart customer service office

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