Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Make Mama Proud


previous post: Best Mom Dot Com



  1. CumDog Millionaire

    44 Best post today award goes to you. Well done widow.

  2. @35, You realize you just contradicted yourself there right?

  3. @Kaoss

    …Or perhaps a female that’s totally disturbed by the fact that: (a) this person found 10 lighters on her couch (b) this leaves the implication that there were a number of things obscuring them from her view and (c) she has a preschooler running around who could quite possibly find such items, would use the term as a descriptor.

    Not only do the above, in and of themselves, scream “trailor trash” to me, but the fact that she has the ignorance to post it on Facebook as a proud parental moment leads me to believe that someone probably did spill their dirty seed on her couch and that she left it there as a proud trophy of that afternoon when JimBob from the liquor store down the street came over on his lunch break, finally fulfilling her fantasy.

  4. Directed to Zizzi the idiot who decided to pull our her dictionary while on lame book.

    If you’re trying to be completely “proper” with the number thing, you’re only “supposed” to write out numbers one through ten. anything OVER ten you can use the numeric value. This was like 50 years ago, wake up love it’s 2009 and most people short hand everything.

    What kid, teacher, or anyone for that matter do you know that spells out seventy two and what not?

    You’re an idiot. I hope you don’t have offspring.

  5. Sorry Kaoss (#40). I hadn’t refreshed, so I didn’t see your post.

  6. @ Zizzi
    I thought it was a know-know to abbreviate numbers under 10 if you were using APA?

  7. @ Dr. Hymen

    As far as I am concerned, that last post you made is directed at the cloner. 🙂

  8. @ Emma “Oh i feel so deliciously white trash. Mummy i want a mullet”!

  9. @ Zizzi: It should be: “That’s all I’ve got.”

  10. @ 53.

  11. Err… calm down?

  12. This woman is clearly Canadian. She totally nos how to spell colours with the ‘u’.

  13. @REDbook

    most of Europe, as well as Australia, spell colours with the “u”, so that’s a slightly stereotypical statement.

  14. sounds like someone has had some bad absinthe. Kick the little green martian, in his tiny green hairy balls and run like crap man!

  15. Hey, look at that, she’s found a way to efficiently give her child arithmetic skills and emphysema at the same time!!

  16. “Great, you counted the lighters!! So proud of you, son! Now, tell me, how many eighths are there in an ounce? Do you no?”

  17. @61 MJK insults are better served when freshly made.. hasn’t flexo taught u anything? lol get yer own material

  18. now that one just doesn’t make any sense at all

  19. @uhm..
    I’m well aware of the spelling habits of those other English-folk, I was claiming her as my own. I was also taking into account Canada’s proximity to the US. Is there any way to nos for sure?

    The term preschool gives a hint (In Britain the terms “nursery” or “playgroup” are more common, in Nova Scotia “Grade Primary”). Australia could be a contender… Of course, she could be from the states and is also spelling “color” wrong.

  20. sorry I don’t feed trolls

  21. ha … i actually chuckled out loud. good stuff

  22. insert clever name here

    35 and 54 FTW
    @Zizzy STFU

  23. Hey hey Flexo, you get fed enough by me, no need to pretend you need anything. Especially from a WOMAN, I’m offended! Shall I come feed you more?

  24. FTW Zoned!!!

  25. Lol you’re all so fucking perfect, aren’t you? Why are you assuming its crack or meth? Its probably cigarettes (OH NOES). And don’t give me that bull about her smoking around her kid, you have no fucking idea whether she does or not.

    Yeah, its a bit gross, but so what? He wasn’t counting condoms. So, I suggest you get off your high horses xD

  26. @ Lulz
    What about pot, ice or some other methamphetamine?

  27. I cannot belive not a single person has pointed out that she had “like” 10 lighters completely accessible to her pre-school aged child.

  28. @Sheesho….uhhhhh I think that’s the point of the 83 posts above yours.
    Only been here a day and a half and I’m starting to think we need a lamerbook.com site where we can screen capture all the dumbass comments!!

  29. Sheesho, I know you cannot see me, but I want you to know that I am sitting here shaking my head at your comment.

    gruss, there’s been a need for one of those for quite some time.

  30. I’m a little more concerned over the fact that she has lighters in the sofa with a preschooler around, rather than her inability to spell “know” properly.

  31. They really need to make a thing where you can make your own user name and password. So we don’t get multiple people with the same name.

    Anyway, I just had a big realization. What if, now bear with me… flexo was actually the same person as @@@@@@@@@@@@@ cause you all know he disappeared.

  32. @ flexo

    I knew it would happen soon, and you didn’t disappoint. It was the only thing missing from this site so far.

    You know a comments section has “made it” when Godwin’s Law is invoked.

  33. Wow, looks like mama needs to go back to school to “no” more things, like how to spell and appropriate things for kids to count!!

  34. Lulz’s login comment FTW!

  35. mr haiku i love you

    a woman loses/ ten lighters to a sofa. son’s smarter than mom.

  36. @zizzi…and is generally used after a comma, and you can start a sentence with and…if you know what you are doing…

    @everyone complaining about people being judgemental…what the hell are you doing on lamebook EXCEPT being judgemental???

  37. Jeez. Wonder if the kid also knows how to spell ‘knows’ properly.

  38. I doubt he can spell anything except meth.

  39. @63 – Thank you, well said

    @58 – PMSL

  40. @Zoned: Pot is a 3 letter word. Throw that in with words like ‘dog’ car’ ‘sex’ & ‘cum’ and you will have a professional redneck spelling champion 😛

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