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Monday, September 24, 2012

Meet Scabbard

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1. slicingupeyeballs September 24th, 2012 at 3:10 pm

   Knowing Aussie girls, I’m picking it wouldn’t be unuisil for Julia to turn up and go all night with sex tiger eye greasy top porn star Scabbard.
   Ting Ting!

2. velocirrober September 24th, 2012 at 3:20 pm

   Every time I read “Ting ting”, I pictured him looking down to his tiny penis, and playing with it like kids play with string door stoppers.

3. velocirrober September 24th, 2012 at 3:21 pm

   spring* dammit!

4. rightbrain3 September 24th, 2012 at 5:13 pm

   If ‘Ting Ting’ is sex is ‘Ting Tang’ anal?

5. MsAnneThrope September 24th, 2012 at 6:48 pm

   Ting Tong. I can’t shake Little Britain now, and I’d truly hoped I’d forgotten that horrific cast of nightmares.

6. Berkely Hunt September 25th, 2012 at 1:10 am

   @1 how many Aussie girls do you know?

   Thanks Ms, I hadn’t made the little Brit connection, and now you’ve fucked up what I originally thought was quite funny.. I’ve had to read it in a Dutch accent to compensate.. thankfully that did the trick

7. havemercy September 25th, 2012 at 2:16 am

   This Aussie girl would be blocking that creeper asap.

8. MsAnneThrope September 25th, 2012 at 3:04 am

   scabbard. scabby for short?

9. Berkely Hunt September 25th, 2012 at 4:30 am

   isn’t a scabbard something a sword comes in?

10. thais September 25th, 2012 at 6:43 am

    All I could think of when I saw the guy’s name was “Huh, who knew Ron Weasley’s rat was such a perv?”

11. sofiax September 25th, 2012 at 7:27 am

    Since I started with my online business I earn $62 every 15 minutes. It sounds unbelievable but you wont forgive yourself if you don’t check it out. Red97DOTcom

12. MsAnneThrope September 25th, 2012 at 7:31 am

    ^you fucking lying sack of shit. it was $82 an hour in that other thread.

13. RentHeadedGleek September 25th, 2012 at 8:02 am

    Omg. My name is julia…excuse me, I need to go wash my hands like a billion times. Ew.

14. frankenstein September 25th, 2012 at 9:57 am

    MsAnne, you gotta take the baragains as they present themselves. You missed out, just take the rolls with the punches… possibly literally, I don’t know what type of porn they’re offering..?

15. beatusmongous September 25th, 2012 at 11:21 am

    So which one of you lovely Aussie women is Scabbard stalking? Thanks for sharing.

16. RentHeadedGleek September 25th, 2012 at 10:41 pm

    anyone who downvoted my comment…i didn’t make it clear that it’s because apparently the person this guy is messaging is also named Julia. *shudder*

17. MsAnneThrope September 26th, 2012 at 12:00 am

    ^

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