Tuesday, July 6, 2010

More Wonderful Wins

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  1. So pissed off!

  2. lol @ weston

  3. #1 is amusing insofar as one of the girls in the Bible study class I teach is infatuated with Justin Beiber. I told her that rock and roll and pop music icons lead down a slippery slope. First you are “innocently” listening to Justin Beiber, then you’re taking style tips from the whorish Hanna Montana. Before you know it, you’ve been seduced by the devil and listening to the Insane Clown Posse or Marilyn Manson whilst performing animal sacrifices and worshipping Satan. A slippery slope indeed.

  4. Do you suggest we just start off with Manson and ICP? The decline wouldn’t be as sharp then, and those animal sacrifices you speak of might just be survivable.

  5. Indeed! One minute I was listening to Shawn Cassidy and the next thing I know I’m sacrificing a chicken in my neighbours yard.

  6. Does barbeque count as animal sacrifice?

  7. justin beiber creates a slippery slope indeed….

  8. we could sacrifice jacob….

  9. Hate people who talk during a movie, but those mentioned in Chelsea’s post would have been instantly forgiven. (Then again it will be a cold day in hell before you’ll find me in a Twilight audience!!!)

  10. Dan Fargis does make a good point here . . . Hannah Montana and Justin Bieber are indeed the work of the devil. Hurry everyone! Protect your animals from all those tweens down the street from you before they start covering them in glitter and sucking their blood like Twi-tards are bound to do!

  11. Weston FTW!

    Halfway through the post I was thinking the same thing

  12. dietpillpyramidscheme

    I love Beiber and Montanna. Their music lures children into my van even quicker than Greensleeves!

    “Smell the cloth” has never been so much fun!

  13. Do you play it over a loudspeaker like the ice cream man?

  14. Fred ma brotha…y u so pissed all da time?

    An where is ma partna YOINK? Mama needs sum!

  15. dietpillpyramidscheme

    See: Greensleves.

  16. Can we get 2getha Mista Dan Fargis? Mama likes da sound of ur meat!

  17. T-Pain’s remix of the “Age of Reason” is off da chain.

  18. Bulldog mama says purrrrrrrrrrrr
    Me finks ur fine

  19. 1. I LOVE the idea of Justin Bieber just being the start of a slippery slope leading to like, becoming a coked up, whored out groupie to some shitty hard rock band.

    2. Holy crap, Laquinesha is back.

    3. I too fucking despise people who make noise in cinemas, but that exchange was just golden.

  20. danielle_fargis

    Laquineesha, I don’t think yoink’s girlfriend Grace would like that much…

  21. krasivaya_devushka

    FredNordie, you’re always pissed off.

  22. @dietpillpyramidscheme #10
    soup must be rubbing off on you, or just plain rubbing you. You can pick, but that was hilarious!

    #2, that would have Bern a win if it weren’t for the fact you already condemned yourself for an eternity in hell for witnessing the movie in the first place.

  23. ‘Just golden’ was a pretty lame way of putting it.

  24. Krazy Eyez Killa

    Saw that yesterday Quaelyn, did make my Monday more bearable.

    Second one is lame, if I was seeing some art-house black and white flick that’s all in French (cos I’m cosmopolitan and own a mac, duh) and someone started shouting I’d be very upset.

    Third is meh.

  25. The Eclipse one made me giggle. Out loud even.

  26. WHAT THE FARGIS?!?!!? Dan has to be joking.. HAS to be…

  27. Oh and 26th…

  28. I chuckled at the third one. Clever.

  29. Calenthedestroyer

    Yoink’s last post: None.
    Relief: Great.

  30. Calenthedestroyer

    But yes, I would’ve paid to be in the theater when that Eclipse moment happened.

  31. So Justin Bieber is a “child”, but it’s funny when 4chan gets a hold of him it’s hilarious? I thought he was five, guiz~~~~~~~~~

    God, I hate people sometimes. |:

  32. Deeinsolentpessimist

    ha ha… lemme buy u ah drank

  33. “Dreams do come true, if only we wish hard enough. You can have anything in life if you will sacrifice everything else for it.”

    –P. Pan

  34. -fargis a devil luring animal sacrifices through pop music sounds like something that red guy in the Power Puff Girls would do (I have a little sister incase anyone was wondering why I’m watching the Power Puff Girls *cough*). I think a mean evil devil would use the internet as a base, get a screen name (‘Yoink’ to be precise) and get a fan following through humor and the pretense of having a weak first language

    -I was holding my breath reading Mikes’s post, I was just waiting for the ” it’s our country speak our language” remark, it never came…*pheew*

  35. haha i did something like that at the new moon one :L
    Bella: “i want to come Edward”
    Edward: “i dont want you to come”
    Bella: “i really wanna come”
    Edward: “im not going to let you come”
    Bella: “im going to come”
    me: *burst out laughing uncontrollably*
    rest of audience: *give me evil looks*
    me: give them a thumbs up*

  36. What the fargis?


  38. huh?

  39. Interesting how Ryan uses the two Thomas Paine quotes from the other day’s cracked.com article…

  40. Post #2&3: The funniest posts for a long time. The Eclipse one made me pretty much laugh, and so did the third one, even though one could see it coming.

  41. HEY.


    I totally said “SIT” at that moment in Eclipse.

    The audience was not amused.

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