Friday, April 16, 2010

Have a FANtastic Weekend!

previous post: Jesus’ Fish



  1. Oh and yes, I am a longtime stalker, first day comment-er. Hay there.

  2. @SeeBea: Thanks…I try. Buahahahaha!

  3. It can not be a coincidence that these people place a relationship fan post two minutes before they go single.

  4. I like the irony of the first one. A lot of people might say most men would be reasonably happy as long as they had food and sex, and you could make a joke about needing other things like beer or sports.

    But according to this joke most womens’ basic needs are sexual gratification (yeah right) and having a mowed lawn? Ahahahahah.

  5. ^ Wow, I feel sorry for your gf (assuming you have one), dude.

  6. Don’t underestimate lawn maintenance

  7. MagnificentBastard

    -Brittany hasn’t yet found a group for “NOW he’s single, go for it” ?

    -Vibrators can so mow lawns; you just have to find the “lightsaber” setting and let it roll around awhile.

    -“We’re TOTALLY xenophobic, but here’s a topic to make us seem like something else besides a group of retards that hates all the coloureds.”

    -Poor Andy. SO messed up after his Hot Topic customized iPod kept shuffling between My Chemical Romance and Slayer.

  8. Why did god create women? Because you’re hand is too busy rubbing your dick, can’t reproduce, and can’t make sammiches.


    I’m pretty convinced that one of my friends joined that fan page “Reading someone’s status and thinking ‘oh shut the hell up'” because of me, because right before it I posted something about being held back next year.

  9. Don’t need a man…I enjoy mowing other peoples lawn.
    But i would never do that to Brittany.

  10. zellie, you can feel sorry for my pregnant wife, thank you very much. but trust me, she’s a lot more worried about not peeing in her pants at work while she’s throwing up than being sexually gratified.

  11. Good lord.

  12. Not a fan of either of these posts.
    Well I just came to say (I’m new, and I know who Ben is!) and mostly I come here to read you comments especially Soup, eenerbl, wordpervert, BritishHobo, slimjayz, lexluther etc. just want to say THANK YOU for always making me laugh! 😀 you’re all awesome.

  13. lol

  14. i love malteaser too

    @heyhooo: I recommend watching out for a certain Mr(s?)malteaser too.

  15. oh, how could I forget the two malteasers? I love you to! 😀

  16. malteaser rules. On a side note my windows are so dirty I can barely identify birds on the phone lines.

  17. hey heyhooo 🙂 glad you like it here. and that you’re not requestion an explanation of Ben 😛

  18. I’m new to the forum too…and I’ve figured out what Ben is

    I so thought something COMPLETELY different when I read about mowing lawns =/ Am I the only one who did not think of grass??

    Also, you people amuse me far more then the actual posts

  19. I have been a lurker on the forums for the longest time..You guys never fail to make me LMAO. *clears throat*..Hi everyone I am dot and I am a Lamebook forum addict. And Yes I know what Ben is 🙂

  20. These are lame, and not in the intended way.
    So when is the lamebook equivilent of lamebook being invented?

  21. Sophie, it’s true that it’s basically impossible to find a vibrator to mow your lawn (I’m still looking though), but I have found alternative uses for the ones I do have.

    My favourite doubles as a milk frother when I make cappuccinos.

  22. That’s nice wordpervert, thanks.

  23. @IceyAngel/Dotcomrade: Hey! Loving the flood of awesome new people who AREN’T needing Ben explained.

    Not that people who do need Ben explained are horrible people. I’m just sick of explaining xD

  24. Ohh but yes they are

  25. @ Word: You just opened a whole new world of ideas for me word. I wonder how good of massage those things give. Or I could make a nice doorbell too! I’m not so sure everybody would make it inside right away though.

  26. If you’ve ever seen Sex & the City you’d know that vibrators can be used on your babys bouncing chair when the batteries run out!

  27. Run out of the chair that is, ahha.

  28. I have a problem with Sarah Jessica Parker. I just can’t bring myself to watch anything with her in it. Except for that episode of South Park. SP for the win!

  29. There’s a problem with the status of the “Speak-a my language” group.

    They spelled more words correctly than they spelled incorrectly.

    I smell a fake.

    (Don’t judge me for using Men At Work lyrics. Please?)

  30. quinevere, I love you more for using Men at Work lyrics.

  31. hahahahahaha oh man. The last one made my day.

    -Gods investment in you (His son!) was SO great, he could never abandon you!-

  32. You’d think Elixabeth would at least give an original comment do the “follow Jesus” entry above. And no, it wasn’t the last one.

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