I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way
Mormons came to America during biblical times in a submarine. They wouldn’t let dark skinned people in the church for a very long time. They also wear special underwear.
Cue Merideth Brooks:
I’m a bitch, I’m a lover
I’m a child, I’m a mother
I’m a sinner, I’m a saint
I do not feel ashamed
I’m your hell, I’m your dream
I’m nothing in between
You know you wouldn’t want it any other way
Your names are Stephen and Seth. You are morons.
Those comercials always get me. I’m like Nnooooo! I always thought your codes forbade you from riding motorcyles or eating flapjacks.”
Thanks a lot, beatus. I’m gonna have that song in my head all day now.
Mormons came to America during biblical times in a submarine. They wouldn’t let dark skinned people in the church for a very long time. They also wear special underwear.
POWDERRRRRRRED TOOOOOOAAAAAASSSSSSST MMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!
His name was Robert Paulson
They both don’t know how to spell moron.