Friday, January 7, 2011

Mr. Holland’s OHpus

previous post: “Hump” Day



  1. Steeeeeever!

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    This Stever thing is weird, is there nobody else on LB?

  3. I didn’t realise Lamebook submissions were now managed by 13-year-olds.

  4. Ben?

  5. Never seen it. Joke wasn’t funny anyway. Come on Lamebook, we need something controversial to keep us going over the weekend.

  6. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Lol Curly

    Also the post was very “meh”.

  7. Hmm…let’s come up with our own topic to discuss. What’s everyone’s favorite hobby?

  8. Well Dukey, stever’s the only one who’s mad about being first these days. I believe there was a Ben at one time, and whoever else. But I wasn’t around then.

  9. @wander sorry, I’m a bit slow today.

  10. shit fuck I did it again with the bold.

  11. @curlybap now the entire contents of the page after your comment is in BOLD!

  12. curly, Yeah, I’m already slightly pissed at you for living in the future, but I’m a softie, I’ll let it pass

    stever, duct tape is my hobby. And quietly stalking mofo too

  13. Ok so we need a new post and quickly. I’m obviously no good at the bold thing so I’ll give it up as a bad job. wandr, come join me in the corner and be really really quiet. shhhh.

  14. I used to play the drums in a band, it was the beating off with a stick in my hand that did it for me. (yeah i know…fuck off)

    My main hobby is Octopus wrangling, I teach the freaky eight legged fuckers to simultaneously wank me and seven mates off.

  15. wandr and curlybap – What have I told you about that corner!?

    Grrrr you pesky stalkers, it’s because of your type that I have to leave my curtains open and masturbate in public isn’t it?

  16. Holy Jeez!
    Sorry, Curly, I’ve been in that corner an hour and I got us in trouble.

    Gimme time to get home and validate my email, at least!
    Needy bastard!

  17. Christ that was quick wandr. Don’t leave me lucking all alone!

  18. luRking fuck fuck fuck

  19. Yeah fuck fuck fuck! Your filthy banter is coming along leaps and bounds, now say ‘cock and balls’ in a husky voice.

    Was the luck bit a Freudian slip? Would you consider yourself lucky to be alone in a room with me?!…some of you people are just sick, it’s a good job I’m here to keep the moral boundaries in place.

  20. Lucky? I’m not sure. I’m not sure I’d ever be quite the same again ….

  21. lol @ that slip

    It’s not my fault the guy can’t get enough of us he’s replying before I can leave.

    But hey, I can leave you too lovebirds alone if you’d like?
    Or I’m up for a threesome as long as I get to use a strap on once in a while. Diversify and conquer…

  22. hey f**k jon!!! i played clarinet in band and it was one of the most fun expeeriences i had in school…band ftw…

  23. Nooo wandr don’t leave us alone! Use whatever the hell you like – just stay.

    “this one time, at band camp” …..

  24. I like to do pencil sketches of the birds that land on the window ledge of my cell, I hate hiding the pencil every night though.

  25. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    Come on Mass admit it, hiding the pencil is the best part isn’t it? 😉

  26. Well, I hide it in my bunky’s ass, he doesn’t think so, but maybe you’re right.

  27. mass, I know you’re joking. I think. You’ve alluded to a shady past on more than one occasion, so maybe not…

  28. <3 word.

  29. I think I smell Miss Shegas.

  30. ..what’s she smell like, Walter, vinegar, lilac?

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