@Word, I’ve seen one of those dildos that ejaculates, I think the chick said she fills it with warm water and then does her business with it. It’s the wrong consistency but I guess it works for her.
Dukey, yeah, I googled them after reading this post. Seems there’s a lot of les porn incorporating the ejaculating strap-on. Hmmm, seems kind of weird, but as you mentioned, it must do it for some. I’ll ask my sis what her take on it is.
lmao@Stilton’s comment. And what sort of parent calls their child “Khadijah” ? Is it pronounced similar to Chlamydia? 😮 I hope not, imagine the confusion when she goes to the clinic. Chlamydia please. Is there Chlamydia here?
I think Barbara and Mecca just made me go from bi to straight…TMI. That made me picture that in my head, now I feel so disgusted and dirty, no amount of showering will fix it. I feel like I just lost so much IQ and contracted some STDs these posts..
Apart from the bad spelling, the church one made me laugh. I swear it seems every church I know has food or snacks or whatnot esp. after services are over. Makes me rethink the whole being Catholic thing. 🙂
We really need to start coming to the understanding that small, suitcase sized tactical nukes in the ghetto are not a bad thing.
“the strap that ejaculates…”
Interesting.
Jemeka, um, I’m not so sure on that one.
“then work all night”, hm wonder what Jameka does for a living…
Poor Barbara and her unimaginative parents. She’d fit in so much better if she changed her name to Shanalaqueefa.
No gooded.
@Word, I’ve seen one of those dildos that ejaculates, I think the chick said she fills it with warm water and then does her business with it. It’s the wrong consistency but I guess it works for her.
Dear Khadijah: gb2 Twitter #realtalk
Why, oh why, was Napalm made illegal against civilian populations…
@word
I wouldn’t risk the synthetic, stick with the organic on this one.
Seriously. What the HELL was that?????
If I ever donate sperm, it will be under terms that state, “No fucking ignant ho’s! Aight!”.
Dukey, yeah, I googled them after reading this post. Seems there’s a lot of les porn incorporating the ejaculating strap-on. Hmmm, seems kind of weird, but as you mentioned, it must do it for some. I’ll ask my sis what her take on it is.
Comments, absolutely.
lmao@Stilton’s comment. And what sort of parent calls their child “Khadijah” ? Is it pronounced similar to Chlamydia? 😮 I hope not, imagine the confusion when she goes to the clinic. Chlamydia please. Is there Chlamydia here?
Khadijah is a muslim name
Get BACK you ol no gooded ass niggas…. lmfao
Khadija was Muhammad’s first wife. No, not the 9 year old.
First convo makes head hurt… Someone translate for me?
Mecca: ‘I want baby!’
Sabria: ‘You had better get started this year then, if you want the kid to be born in 2011. Or in the first three months of 2011 I guess, but I’m too dumb to realize this.’
Barb: ‘I won’t go down on my lesbian partner Mecca after there’s been a *shudder* PEN!S in her privates! She’ll have to find an alternate method of being impregnated.’
Other dyké: ‘Yes, they make applicators with which you can insert donated sperm.’
Barb: ‘I’m just going to have some guy put it in a cup and pour it on Mecca while she’s on her back with her legs up for ten minutes.’
— translation for xeno
I have seen strippers use the ejaculating dildos, I think it is more for the viewers pleasure than the user.
oh, and pouring semen into a vagina from a cup??? That has to be the most ineffective technique for impregnating someone, surely.
All three of these made my brain hurt. The first made me puke in my mouth a little. I’m hoping these hoes are too dumb to impregnate themselve…
IQ…..dropping….
@23
i’m even being referenced in usernames now..?
@alordslums
I will be changing my username to alordslumstalker
SMH at all of them…
I think Barbara and Mecca just made me go from bi to straight…TMI. That made me picture that in my head, now I feel so disgusted and dirty, no amount of showering will fix it. I feel like I just lost so much IQ and contracted some STDs these posts..
This is why we need Mr. Fargis
Apart from the bad spelling, the church one made me laugh. I swear it seems every church I know has food or snacks or whatnot esp. after services are over. Makes me rethink the whole being Catholic thing. 🙂
You know a lot of the church receptions I’ve been to have had stale doughnuts too!