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Tuesday, April 24, 2012

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1. Steeeever April 24th, 2012 at 4:15 pm

   YEAAAAAAAAAAAH STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!

2. velocirrober April 24th, 2012 at 4:25 pm

   Being gay and all, I agree…

3. T1000 April 24th, 2012 at 4:27 pm

   Fake white trash.

4. maybecakes April 24th, 2012 at 4:32 pm

   biooooooooooooootch Neville LongBOTTOM can handle that. Every
   entrance is also an invitation for another wand.

5. corn boy April 24th, 2012 at 4:36 pm

   Steeeeever was corn fed as a boy, by his fathers ass

6. Laila April 24th, 2012 at 5:39 pm

   “You have a reputaion for being straightforward and honest… in bed.”
   “Your dearest wish will come true… in bed.”
   “People who expect nothing will never be disappointed… in bed.”
   Oh my god, this makes fortune cookies 10x more interesting.

7. teeko April 24th, 2012 at 6:00 pm

   ^ We play that you MUST say it out loud too.

8. sydnilouise93 April 24th, 2012 at 6:26 pm

   I’m going to play that game for every future fortune!

9. scunt April 24th, 2012 at 6:31 pm

   You dumb mf’ers have never heard the “in bed” addition to fortune cookies before? Wow, I must be surrounded by 8 year olds.

10. SLG April 24th, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    YEAH!
    ‘cos only 9 year olds and up have heard of that shit. and being young is NOT COOL.
    you dumb bums!
    tchoh!!

11. beatusmongous April 24th, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    I had one that said, “You will help a child in need.” I didn’t know what to think of that one, really…

12. Hawkbit April 24th, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    I have done that to fortune cookies for eons. In bed.

13. Evilcow April 24th, 2012 at 9:09 pm

    I always do this. The funniest/most disturbing one I’ve had was “You will become closer to a family member”

14. ToTheFlames April 24th, 2012 at 9:26 pm

    Lol @ #12

15. mcsurltd April 25th, 2012 at 10:01 pm

    We always said “between the sheets”

16. tychabrahe April 25th, 2012 at 10:20 pm

    I still remember “You will meet many strange and interesting people.”

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