Friday, May 18, 2012

Nice One!

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  1. ColostomyExplosion

    Second one is stolen from Sickipedia. Again.

  2. Dukey Smoothy Buns

    These “jokes” all need a HEY OH! at the end.

  3. Dawn of the Dan

    Who cares about Rihanna’s acting?
    Goddamn that chick is hot.

  4. @Dukey, or a rimshot.

  5. Or a rimjob!!!!!!! hahahahhahahaha

  6. Dukey, I agree once more

  7. @ColostomyExplosion good to know I’m not the only one who noticed

  8. I was expecting the “rim job” to come up, but I wasn’t expecting it to come from Evilcow.

  9. I just had one about 3 hours ago.

  10. I’m having one right now. And I’m gonna follow it up with a Blumpkin.

  11. 3rd one made me laugh

  12. what’s the difference between peanut butter and jam?

    …I can’t peanut butter a 12″ dildo up your ass.

  13. crustylovelips

    If it was someone you didn’t like peanut buttering up their dildo would be nasty. You know how clammy peanut butter makes your mouth go…all dried out and sticky. Imagine what it would be like trying to insert it into your orifice…you’d definitely wanna go for the smooth otherwise the peanutty friction would be agony. It might even make you bleed. In which case I guess you could argue that you would have peanut butter and “strawberry jam” after all.

  14. no. that would probably be blood.

  15. strawberry jam doesn’t look anything at all like blood.

  16. but a strawberry looks a great deal like blood

  17. What was wrong with Jimmy Carter anyway?

  18. He is a charismatic man, but from all accounts, a crappy president. Most of his “loveableness” comes from stuff he did AFTER he left office.

  19. Yeah, I don’t know much about politics I just know he always seemed like a nice guy. I guess he was like George W. Bush. Cool guy but awful leader.

  20. breastfeeding [x]
    religion [x]
    politics [x]

  21. lol I just said I know nothing about politics. I know a lot about breastfeeding!

  22. ^You misspelled “Humongous wanker” in 19.

  23. yeah, she knows nothing about politics.

  24. Which one was a humongous wanker? Or did you mean both of them? Anyway, they both seemed like guys it’d be cool to hang out with. I guess you probabpy would’t like them since they don’t smell like pot and dress in clothes from salvation army.

  25. dubya probably doesn’t smell anything at all.
    I imagine his septum is cooked from the years of coke abuse.

  26. drchalkwitheringlicktacklefeff

    I was considering going to see Battleship, but I heard it was a bit hit and miss.

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